Everybody's got their dicks in a knot about Chinese bootleggers and how they're ruining our movies but I think they did a pretty good job with "Oh God!"Comments/Enlarge |
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It’s Britzkrieg Bob! If those schoolgirls would just mug him for that fanny pack he’d be a picture-perfect aging J-Glam-Punk. Comments/Enlarge |
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A lot of baby monkeys can be total fucking pussies. That’s why it was so rad to see “Howler” here just fuckin’ givin’ ‘er despite being a mere two weeks old. He even puked! Talk about born to party.
buttplug, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote: Monkey see monkey do, monkey pee, monkey poo. The booze is on me, lets go trash the city!
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote: Monkeys that are that small are way to young to be away from their mother. No way it survives beer or no.
Anonymous, on May 5, 2009 wrote: For fuck sake you shit heads, making jokes about animal cruelty is one thing. But putting Budweiser in a DO? WTF, you just lost all street cred Vice, go sell your printing presses now!
Anonymous, on Mar 21, 2009 wrote: people are fucking retarded. i don’t see the monkey drinking anything. i see a cute ass baby animal resting next to the bottled hand of some dumb ass shit that thinks this would be funny
..love ya vice!
Anonymous, on Mar 21, 2009 wrote: hah, thats fucked. kids shouldnt drink until theyre 5 or 6. at least.
means, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote: Hell yes we need beer drinking monkeys in this world. I mean, we already have a smoking chimp. This shit is just a natural progression. Get that little fucker behind a wheel and watch the magic happen. California probably has some kind of law against nonsense like drunk monkey driving but who the fuck cares? That shit is the goddamn future, son.
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote: it would seem some posters are disturbed by this photo. if you honestly believe this monkey grabbed the can and drank that beer, well, aw fuck it--believe what you want...
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote: call me a pussy but i really hope that monkey was ok...
