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What does a guy keep in a bag like that? A box of cunts? Comments/Enlarge | See all

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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It’s way easier to imagine you just did it with a girl when she comes back from the dance floor all flushed and sweaty.

I should pull my pants back up before dude pounds me.

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Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote: that dude is tweaking out man lay off the meth

Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote: that’s no chic. that’s a man, man.

Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote: He’s hot. funny expression aside.

Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote: ho hum. flat chested asian chick is a do cuz she is with a white guy. great

Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote: she has a bigger adams apple than dude there

Anonymous, on Apr 9, 2009 wrote: I think I’m love with that girl

Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote: pounds your butthole

Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote: hahaha that guy looks like gumby

Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote: That was at Marty Farty’s Party. All the farts were there!

	Feeble Screams From a Suburb U, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote: That guys shirt sucks really bad.

	taro, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote: She looks like she just ripped a very satisfying fart...and he looks like he doesn’t know whether to be sick or impressed.

Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote: shes dressed like vegeta from dragon ball....sexy

	James Alexander, on Jul 13, 2008 wrote: haha, damned funny. and thats guys face added to the pure rigidness of his figure = priceless.

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