You’d think that a harsh chemical perm and three hours in a tanning bed would do at least a little damage to a zombie’s tender, rotting flesh. But nope.Comments/Enlarge |
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I’ve never wanted to be reincarnated as a gross piece of sticky brown stuff on a chair until now.Comments/Enlarge |
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OK it’s good to give bums change and everything. We’re all for that but please, please, please, stop painting your toenails blood red. It is freaking us out. Toes are intense enough looking without you drawing that much attention to them. It’s like putting lipstick on your labia and nipples or me putting it on the head of my knob.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote: maybe she’s paying him to suck her dick
kennyp, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote: has she never seen a homeless person before?
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: If she does think this is gross she hasn’t been doing it very long. Anyone that gives change to the homeless often should know you always have to be the top hand. You want to be the dropper, not the bowl.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: I love how she looks like "ew, ok, just take it. God Stacy I swear, these street people are grrross..."
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote: she can put lipstick, nailpolish, wherever the fuck she wants.
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote: Hey, lipstick on nipples is hot & fun, moron!! Don’t knock it ’less you tried it!
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote: pretty stupid don’t...if that’s the least of your worries
Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2009 wrote: "I’m Gay, and I’m here to tell you I have no problem with boobs. Love em."
I’m the OP and that’s awesome. I was just speaking about a young friend I have who has an irrational boob-fear, like the weirdo who posted this has with toes. No offense meant. And I understand about the Vag thing, to me all genitalia is alien!
Anonymous, on Jan 28, 2009 wrote: "Your problem with toes is worse then a gay man’s problem with boobs. Take a life drawing class for a semester get used to the human form and shut the hell up."
I’m Gay, and I’m here to tell you I have no problem with boobs. Love em.
Vag, on the other hand...
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote: I’m laughing on the inside.
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote: Your problem with toes is worse then a gay man’s problem with boobs. Take a life drawing class for a semester get used to the human form and shut the hell up.
crimewave, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote: "i like painted toe nails. i really cant relate on this issue. but i am from LA. where everyone wears sandals. get over it, you new york pretentious fucks. i could show you 30 girls in the summertime in LA who look fashionable and hot as fuck in sandals."
i am now 40% happier california is burning down thanks to this comment.
Soda-POP77, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote: I disagree. It’s a great idea to give a bum money.
This bum is probably going to spend it on booze; but can you blame him? He’s got the toughest and lowest paying job in the world. Not only that, he has to see the worst parts of human existence in every waking moment. Probably in his dreams to. And if you don’t want to give him a dime buy him a sandwich.
kurtusmc, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote: Giving bums money is a bad thing.
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote: You poor misguided artfags. She is so a do it hurts.
Exeter, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote: Tiago - as funny as Ben Stiller, which is to say: NOT AT ALL
Samawada, on Aug 6, 2008 wrote: Tiago:Instead of posting on vice when your bored, eat a burrito and do one of those silly hat dances you people do.
Tiago, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: She is giving him the matches so he can light up his crack pipe fellows...
