A preppy wearing short shorts and boat shoes is like a needle of goodness in a haystack of awful grunge turds wearing cargo shorts with eight-hole Doc Martens with daisies painted on the toe. Comments/Enlarge |
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I hate all these boring remakes of Friday 13th and Halloween. What if they remade Hellraiser, Conan The Destroyer and Cruising into the same movie? That would fucking rule!Comments/Enlarge |
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“Sometimes my daughter will ask me why I spend so much of my time sewing and I just look at the stupid bitch and go, ‘It’s Maiden, Veronica, can you wrap your tiny, ten-year-old brain around that? No? Then shut the fuck up’.”
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote: one of the funnier captions ever, and it has to be a do.
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote: Whats Iron maiden?
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote: iron maiden ya paso de moda ,isn’t it?
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote: at some point the jacket becomes the patch holding it all together.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote: even got that shit autographed. it goes so well with his bleached goatee too.
TonyFunfetti, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: well after naming his daughter Eddie before knowing that she’d actually be born female, he held alot of resentment towards her.. and he brought his daughter to the slaughter?
rufiomania, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote: you just answered your own question assface
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote: Uh guys, hes not wearing this to be ironic so why is it in the Do’s?
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote: its a patch vest now.
Anonymous, on May 1, 2009 wrote: If you aren’t rocking harder than someone entering 40, then you need to take a nice long look at what you’re doing wrong and change it.
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote: Maiden rock - Seen them at Donington loads and Twickenham. Rock on!
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote: I could understand if he was reppin’ Judas Priest, but all of this just for Maiden....really?
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote: I love metal but Metallica lost my respect during that whole Napster thing.
Anonymous, on Dec 3, 2008 wrote: Well little-metal-moron, Metallica was started by 2 clowns running the Motörhead fanclub and I have yet to see Lemmy being in the Metallica fanclub. All bands playing "metal" are gay didn’t you know? Just ask Rob. Motörhead is a rock’n’roll band. Dig?
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2008 wrote: yes they are regular Joe´s butt .. Motörhead is just crap TO , METALLICA is The Real THING
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote: If the patches had read "Louder than everything else" and had the Motörhead skull-this guy would have been King of the DO’s. Now he is just a sad old git who can’t get over his teens even though his own kids are laffing at him. Maiden is boring. And all the people into them are just regular Joes’.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: solideo, on Jul 27 2008 06:05:55 AM wrote:
if those was venom patches, I’d want him to be my dad. I still want to meet this guy.
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This guy does not want to meet you, learn how to form coherent sentences.
blazemaster420, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote: fuck yeah maiden....
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote: Maiden is a valid reason for EVERYTHING.
Exeter, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote: Lamewad: Maiden are hipster-accepted
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote: Why do kids take this dos and don’ts thing so seriously?
winnydelgadillo, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote: hahahahareminds me of my 9th grade chemistry teacher if he was 50lbs overweight
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote: Hahahaha this is the best do ever
lamewad616, on Jul 4, 2008 wrote: To all the Iron Maiden haters...DON’T only applies to you, hipster!
