Oh yeah, that reminds me, would you rather be a closeted Albanian "performance dancer" who learned English from episodes of Highlander or a supervillain whose power is nobody can look at him without barfing? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
A quick bump and then a furtive delve behind the tree. Chubbies are made for chilly moments like this. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Not since surgeons started making dinks out of lesbians’ vaginas have I seen such a beautiful piece of greatness so hideously deformed. Christmas Chucks? Are you kidding me? When I asked the guy that he said, “They used to have jingle bells on the back but they got on my nerves.” That’s like saying, “I don’t like it when people take shits on my chest because of that weird crackling sound it makes when it comes out their butts.”
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2010 wrote: I’ve never bought another pair since Nike bought Converse (7yrs ago?). I think pretty much all those ugly variants came after that Nike purchase went through. I only buy ’No Sweat’ brand ever since, for the obvious reason.
mishka, on Apr 3, 2010 wrote: Missoni Converse--bleh.
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote: VICE IS TRANSPHOBIC. Get some new jokes. It’s not funny.
condorito, on Apr 7, 2009 wrote: hey vice - compared to the shit converse has done out of chucks in the las 5-6 years these deserve to be a DO. but the guy below is right : no one can stand them anymore and that’s a fucking cultural catastrophe.
AlbertArt.net, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote: HAHAHA! I agree with that fiber comment.
Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2008 wrote: chucks are terrible i hate them even the black ones
Anonymous, on Dec 27, 2008 wrote: Are they home made? I want some.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote: actually laughed at the caption. well said.
GayCliché, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: I still think about this Don’t pretty much every time I poo. What was this guy thinking?
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2008 wrote: Crackling?
CRACKLING?
Jesus man, eat some fibre.
cherry_waves, on Jun 30, 2008 wrote: How to ruin a classic.
