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Sigh, finally. Seeing a black girl who hasn’t chemically fried her hair into tortured straightness or paid $3,000 to have blond Chinese tresses attached to her own like Beyoncé is such a relief we almost curled up on the floor and went to bed when she walked into the room. Topping it off with the Pharrell shirt and those happy pants was like being tucked in.

Comments

Heatmiser, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
caption is right on...
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2009 wrote:
yeh, hair is definitely fake. so the comment makes no sense. she is pretty though. i don’t think hair being real or fake really matters as long as they got a nice face.
DoubleJ, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
aw shes gorgeous but i dont really like the shoes or the bag :0 but shes totally rockin the hairdo
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2009 wrote:
Uh, people forget that hair in general comes in all textures. Even people who aren’t black straighten, dye and curl their hair, as others have pointed out here. Is that being "racially and culturally derivative" if white girls with straight hair decide to curl it and look "black"?
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2009 wrote:
HYPEBEAST is a completely different website. && so is complex magazine. every girl wants to or does dress like this now. FAIL!
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
Kneegars always have fake hair and gnarly feet. Worth avoiding. Pharrell is also the biggest PRICK in the entire history of humanity (well done Pharrell, you trumped Hitler). This all makes this chick what, a deuce???
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2009 wrote:
She’d still be a DO if she took that T-shirt off. KnowwhaddI’msayin?
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
always a do if you wear that shirt
country fried steak, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
the hair is lovely, but what does the hair underneath the wig look like?
pizzaface, on May 9, 2009 wrote:
pharrell cant skate.

and i bet she cant either.
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
especially when that girl is the hottest thing to walk the earth since grace kelly.
Anonymous, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote:
Theres something about a girl with a perm that gets my dick wet.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
HAHAHA dude.
that hair is obviously fake.

-- Dr. Zai says.
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote:
She’s so ’do it’s like she wakes up in the morning looks in the mirror and just hears "do do do do do..." I bet she hates that one Police song.
Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote:
It’s nice to see Wanda Sykes getting out on the town and mingling with the young people.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
I CAN ATTEST THAT HER HAIR IS NOT FAKE AT ALL... AND HOW CAN I DO THAT- I PULLED IT AT A PARTY I HAD AT MY STORE.. SHE IS FINE AS FUCK TO BAD WE WERE TO DRUNK AND YOUR PHONE DIED- HAHAHAHA SOUNDS LIKE CRAIGS LIST MISSED CONNECTIONS
Anonymous, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote:
um sweetheart her hair is sooo fake.
it’s a weave or added extensions.

whatever it is,it aint 100% her hair,as you claim it is,sorry,she fits into the prejudiced box you seem to have put just about the entire black female population

And trust the fact it is fake,this is coming from a black girl who has extensions and probly will always know much more about black hair AND BLACK PEOPLE than you will ever do

xxx
Anonymous, on Dec 22, 2008 wrote:
this girl was a DO once she put that t shirt on.
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote:
half ethiopian and real hair. 100 percent accurate, guaranteed.
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote:
i like black chicks


-stop hating-
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
Her name is Angel, accent and hair are real, the porno is real, and I’m sure with a couple grams of coke you could do her too!
Barney Miller, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
GIRL PUT YOUR RECORDS ON
TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SONG
Anonymous, on Nov 21, 2008 wrote:
she does porno i seen it
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote:
shes a twit
GypsyStepkid, on Aug 28, 2008 wrote:
its definitely her
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2008 wrote:
prettty
Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2008 wrote:
my dad has this picture on his bedroom ceiling. right above the bed.
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2008 wrote:
i think anyone that chucks the duce in pictures should be treated like a hippie in real life. ignored.

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