You know you’ve hit the nail on the head when you make every other girl in the room feel like your mom.Comments/Enlarge |
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Stealing emergency life jackets from planes is the new joining the mile high club. It doesn't hurt anybody (err nobody survives when planes land on water) and you're less likely to be tazered by the cabin crew, mid-poke.Comments/Enlarge |
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In Milan, the hot new style for men this season is to look like a male prostitute in his boxer shorts calmly leaving the scene after brutally murdering an enema-obsessed priest who took it too far this time.
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2009 wrote: if he had sock garters i would die
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote: This is the thing about Italians under 30 - the dudes are all so horny and shaggable (after that they succumb to pasta-belly). They come on as gay, but they’re so troubled by the threat of the confessional that if you do score, they’re just as likely to murder you before the cum stains are dry. But I don’t think the Vice intern has got the full story in this caption. Maybe the greedy priest was looking for some group action in the vestry, and jealousy reared its ugly head. There’s clearly just been a bust-up with the twink in pink - so I’m gonna wheel to the left and touch him for a drink of water....
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: i got chuckles from the caption, good one... i see a movie in the making
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: a total fuckin DO
if i were a gyal id do him
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote: DO
Anonymous, on May 3, 2009 wrote: This guy’s hot, he’s a DO.
Although the caption’s pretty funny.
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote: This motherfucker is cool. All y’all be suckin’ it.
-Ana Droid
Anonymous, on Apr 2, 2009 wrote: Those are the shiniest collar bones I’ve ever seen.
Anonymous, on Apr 2, 2009 wrote: The caption sounds like an Almoldovar movie.
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2008 wrote: The guy on the left is nice.
Anonymous, on Dec 3, 2008 wrote: BEST CAPTION EVER
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote: If all Asian chicks are does then so are all young Italian men.
KillFuck, on Oct 27, 2008 wrote: i clicked the thumbnail thinking it was a do. why the fucks it not?
the caption was funny though.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote: ....he is perfect...i would so do him
but no really. vice, this has got to be one of the best guys you’ve had on, right after t-shirt-as-scarf guy
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote: he’s like a greasy guido superhero. i want him to whip the leather jacket off his shoulders, throw it on the ground and do me on it.
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote: COME ON VICE
THIS GUY IS BALLER
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2008 wrote: My God, he’s actually perfect...
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote: DO DO DO DO DO
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: Totally fucked my last comment there. Mr. T is what I have meant to write.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: They should start an enema monologues. Folks could be like, "My enama’s name is Mr. To. If he were to talk he’d say, "I pity da poo.".".
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote: i walk around in my boxers all the time and no one takes pictures of me. and as much as i hate this pretty funny
