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The best way to guarantee no one ever breaks into your trailer is to combine the two things that civilization has, throughout history, been most afraid of: pirates (hence the Jolly Roger) and working-class British people (hence the Burberry). Nobody would dare fly a plane into this thing, much less try to burglarize it while the owners are at the bar drinking pints of black Sambuca and beating their children with spiked bats.

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Anonymous, on Feb 13, 2010 wrote:
i’ve heard of tying a ribbon on your luggage so you can spot it on the carousel, but this is just freaky.
Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote:
oh thats not a festival.. thats hemel
Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2010 wrote:
what kind of fags would take a trailer this retarded looking to a festival
Anonymous, on Dec 3, 2009 wrote:
THATS VERY MIDDLE CLASS. JOE GODDARD WAS RIGHT!!! (READ THE BACK THIS MONTHS MIXMAG)
Mont Mado Bambaataa, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
I bet Julie burchill is inside, getting rimmed.
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote:
Chav much?
Anonymous, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote:
burberry gone pirate?!? This is the worst thing to happen since bloomingdales started selling ed hardy!
exitement, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
awe-some.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2008 wrote:
never mess with pirates or pirates wearing burberry
gizmogal, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
Crassy and classy.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
GOD BLESS BRITAIN.
bonerdreamz69, on Jun 24, 2008 wrote:
What are you, daft?
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2008 wrote:
Burberry=working class British? I thought it was the official pattern of the Royal Family.

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