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Since the bogeyman retired, big sisters have been scaring their siblings with stories of the Sex Squad Man who is under your bed right now and can’t wait to tickle you.

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Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2008 wrote:
he’s a downey
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
There’s one in every town...
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote:
I know this guy, his name is Baby Huey and he sings inspirational songs for inmates at the state pen.
Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2008 wrote:
this guy lives in my town. he painted his car to look like a cop car and stuck sex squad decals on the doors. he also has long purple finger nails. he’s amazing to see in action.

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