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You know you’ve hit the nail on the head when you make every other girl in the room feel like your mom. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Used to be a dad like this would have the kid in therapy at age 10. These days divorce and addiction in the family are so common that kids are just like: "Meh, fuck this loser. Who wants to go spend what I just stole from his wallet?" Comments/Enlarge | See all








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If you were her dad you’d be in perpetual fear she’s going to look in the mirror one day and realize the incredible powers that lie within her grasp.

Comments

Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
geilo
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
maybe on her 15th birthday... but until then, keep your dick in your pants please.
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote:
yo touched
gnarwhal, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
if my kids look this effortlessly cool then i’ll know my job is done
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
I’d bump that like a fucking sticker.
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
both very cute girls. nothing wrong with this picture. probably some insecure fashion club girl submitting it for the clothes or something.

asobi?
Anonymous, on Apr 7, 2009 wrote:
a sweet little girl. you guys are pedofiles, seriously. this girl probably hasnt even had a period yet... let her get to high school before u start wanking , ok?
oatmeal, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
What’s even scarier is being a good decade older than this girl and knowing that she will someday steal each and every one of my boyfriends when she’s old enough for them to not feel creepy about it.
hlfway2narnia, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
they’re both adorable
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
KANDINSKY WOOP! WOOP!
Anonymous, on Dec 19, 2008 wrote:
I like that fat bitch...
loifffy, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
props to the dress but footless tights and converse? uh-uh
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote:
Man, I’d bang her chubbster friend. Love plumpers.
KillFuck, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote:
jailbait.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2008 wrote:
So then you thwart her incredible lolita-esque powers, by providing her with a wardrobe from hell!
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2008 wrote:
fat people ruin everything
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
Your talking about the fat one right?
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote:
she looks so sweet and nice.. she’s probably boring as hell... still a very good DO.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
she’s cute! I don’t see the "nasty little ostrich legs", i see a pretty young girl. young would be the key word there. young chicks dont stay skinny. they beef up later. so a beefy young chick is fucking doomed. not like this girl tho. this girls gonna get hot when she’s legal.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote:
her dad’s a prevert
Anonymous, on Sep 15, 2008 wrote:
I am smitten
LOVE the hair and the impish grin
solareyes, on Sep 13, 2008 wrote:
I’m in love.
exitement, on Sep 12, 2008 wrote:
yes.
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote:
BEAUTY
COMES IN ALL COLORS
SHAPES
SIZES
mostly color
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote:
I want to marry her
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
I’m worried about my powers to overpower her

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