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Who knew all it took to become the entire female world’s worst nightmare was an undershirt, one of those iron-on thingies you put in your printer, and a little dose of Radical Honesty? Comments/Enlarge | See all


If Chris Cornell looked like this I’d start listening to Soundgarden again. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Riddle me this: Who the fuck fucks these German raver-mom divorcées that are "starting the life all over again?" Huh? Is it adolescent techno DJs with Vaseline lenses for eyes or just kids with really wide dicks who are into long tits?

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rabies babies, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote:
pizza rolls. works every fucking time.
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
NUTS4NUTS
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
germans can’t live in america? they sure as shit don’t call themselves american, i can tell you that much for goddamn sure.
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2009 wrote:
Sorry U.S. of A. but this is America, TGI Friday’s? Nuts 4 Nuts? That’s all you, America.
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
Looking at her makes me want to kill myself.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
I have smoked shit with ex-heroin junkie moms who had more style
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
me! and I left wearing that shirt and jacket with a new guitar, case of beer and a sandwich. ugh!
Dennis, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
"Nice one, mom. I payed the electric and gas bill this month. Now can you give me a ride to school? "
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote:
People like her make me less afraid to get old because I know there will be some people who don’t spend all their time at PTA meetings and driving their kids to soccer in their SUVs... Why is it such a bad thing?

@ "haute couture sucks" - You are so right! I love you

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