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Old guys have things in their body telling them to pack it in and give up, so when they bust out the pink and tell us to fuck off it’s way heavier than when a rich kid with zits on his face does the same thing.

Comments

The Host, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
I think he could belly steer.
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote:
you can tell it’s england or whatever cause the direction the car is parked
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
Hello, England.
Could only happen there.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
dude is

KILLING IT!
ninjaparty, on Jan 28, 2009 wrote:
this old bugger probably has the coolest old english guy accent ever.
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
this is england!
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote:
"he’s actually an alcoholic: big belly, no ass.

it’s actually really sad."

Nope, it’s just central obesity.

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