We thought this was just a really desperate attempt to make girls stop not talking to him but then we found out he accidentally grows parsley in his pubes.
shep, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote: strange that a man that cares so little about vermin shit on his dick has such well taken care of hair.
sbay33, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote: why does he have a woman’s purse instead of a foot
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote: his face kinda looks like them...
Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2009 wrote: Oh, those poor, poor chillipoos. What a fucking awful scumbag. I hope he gets paralyzed but has a source of water as rats eat his body over the course of a month.
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote: it’s absolutely a do
Anonymous, on May 1, 2009 wrote: it’s a do
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote: He films himself playing guitar to these guys and posts it on youtube.
Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote: i wonder if he has a sexual relationship with them
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2009 wrote: How does one accidentlly grow parsley in one’s pubes?
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: I met this guy once outside of Otto’s Shrunken Head and he was rollerblading with a chinchilla in each hand and another inside his shirt. I still don’t understand what he was doing with them. Taking them out for fresh air?
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote: Chinchillas are way cooler then stupid yappy little dogs that stuck up bitches hide in their overpriced ugly ass purses.They also make nice coats.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote: Ohhhh no...
they need a new home.
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote: There’s gerbeling and then there’s chinchilling! It takes a real man to shove one of those up his ass!
