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Look, it’s been a long week. If you need me I’ll be down at the park having a couple Buds with Professor Barnabus P. Galaxicon and his Splendiferous Brain-O-Scope. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I would give anything to hear what this conversation between a womyn’s-literary-group president and Vicious D. Slim Rock is all about. How much they both love pussy? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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See? No matter how hopelessly nerdy and boring the convention, there will be chicks there, not a lot, but so what? They’ll have theirs, you’ll have yours, and I’ll have mine. And together we’ll be fine.

Comments

Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
energy drinks wearing off.
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2009 wrote:
"So either way you’re in for a great night hanging out with the grossest people ever."

No, the grossest people ever would be those overly tanned orange grease fuck douchebags and douche-ettes with more stds than brains, 4 illegitimate children, a coke habit and a welfare check.
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
You see flyers for gothy fetish nights. On the flyers there are these stripper bitches all done-up like Wednesday Adams and you are meant to believe that these are the kind of people who will be there. And they are... usually dancing on the bar on in some cage or some shit. And the rest of the crowd... looks like this. So either way you’re in for a great night hanging out with the grossest people ever.
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote:
Oh man. That’s my cousin.
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2008 wrote:
Dude, that’s Ed Powers! Dirty Debutantes. How I know that I have zero idea.
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
That dude is the lead singer from The darkness....

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