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These two girls look so much like sirens they’re about to have dead sailors strewn around their feet. Wait, did I already make that joke?

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Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
sirens? uhh... aren’t they supposed to be breathtakingly beautiful sing gorgeous songs and enchant you or something and then make your boat crash and you die happy at least.. but these girls they just look annoyed first of all that some wierdo is taking pictures of them and 2nd of all plain jane. the one on the right has a kind of cool plain and simple dress but i dont know i dont see the point of this being anywhere at all
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
S-P-U-N-K!
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote:
Ugh. You’re letting them get away w/the Asian card. Not ugly, but not that hot either. They look like marketing majors.

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