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This is what the world would be like if you could make girl’s pants invisible and stare at their strange bruises.

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Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote:
i would
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
could be slightly thickerrrrrr
daecos, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
ruff
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
she moaned
Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
Strange? What’s strange about my bony hips leavin’ love wounds on this beauty?
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
some sick fucking shit
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
unnggghhhh...i just came.
komodo, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
she requires spf 430
sanberdoo, on Apr 3, 2009 wrote:
Hottt like the redhead from Mad men.
Anonymous, on Apr 2, 2009 wrote:
I’d cheat on my wife with her.
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote:
she is so unbelievably perfect it makes me want to cry.
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
yes shes a doll. and its strange how us girls always get bruises on our legs.. half the time i dont even know how it got there.. drunken good times i suppose
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote:
slut
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
THIS BITCH NEEDS TO EAT SOME MEAT!!
YA’ERD...
percyst000, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
nice
Anonymous, on Jan 3, 2009 wrote:
i think this is my favorite girl on vice and i’ve seen almost all of them
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote:
looks like uffie’s 15 minutes are up
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote:
but speakin of her bein hot what the fuck is she doin in that place...it looks like shed be dancin for some russian mafia-bosses
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote:
she’s actually one of the very few white people on our earth...Im not kidding, it is a very exclusive race not even my ass which is like not tanned at all belongs to this group

Oh yeah shes fucken hot
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote:
I want to be her.
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
videodrome
Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2008 wrote:
very nice
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2008 wrote:
She is beautiful!!! And as a girl with bruises-it’s cause we’re tough and active. Like hiking and rough sex and shit.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote:
slut: hello, vice?
vice: uh, yeah...
slut: so did you get yourself checked since we last talked?
vice: you gave me herpes...
slut: well what do you expect from fucking 30 girls like me in a span of 3 months
Anonymous, on Sep 6, 2008 wrote:
i guess i am a necrophiliac, huh?
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
so how are you doing?
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
hum. that girl could be my twin. i thought i had gotten really trashed in a giant sweater and just didn’t remember at first.
Tiago, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
Hi dear what’s your name? Can I offer you some Rophynol & Scotch?
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote:
bruises are hot/.
AreEffEightyOne, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
Fucking bold. I love it.
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