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When we said boots and shorts is a funny idea we were fucking hungover and feeling cruel. This joke has now gone way too far and we are about to institute a recall that’s going to make Mattel look like pussies.

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DallasDeckard, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
Looks like a door-to-door douche salesman haughtily arguing with this woman that in fact vinegar IS more refreshing than strawberry... bitch.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
Alex Patia wtf?
Anonymous, on Jun 10, 2009 wrote:
what is it with all the dudes with no meat wearing the tightest pants?
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote:
this is just wrong...but then again he must be an American steelworker
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
clearly doesn’t plan on having children or making a couple of bucks at the sperm bank ... EVER
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
...for some reason, i feel like he would be a really good fuck
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
baha I know a kid who looks like this guys identical twin,
’cept he doesnt dress like a pansy gheywad

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