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If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Wow, you don't see most people's corpses at their wall memorial. Usually it’s just some flowers and those candles with saints on the side and maybe a mural of them on the bike that killed them. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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There’s an old Spanish proverb that says, “A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt” which is why everyone from cops to NYU drama geeks in stupid hats instantly become drinking-buddy-for-life material.

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Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote: i’m straight as an arrow but if the dude on the right asked nicely i’d let him lick the underside of my scrotum.

	coffee time jazz, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote: I never have salt on my eggs...

	wtevs, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote: maybe too much salt.

Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote: the rolly polly cop scares the shite out of me

Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2009 wrote: I’m just curious who draws a perfect Z with a sword... its the one on the right istntit?...

Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: hipster douchebag who might be kinda cool, cool, smelly hipster douchebag, douchebag

Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote: i wish that beautiful red head would call me this summer...

	Stanleyhalen, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote: Sounds like some one can’t grow a proper ’stash..

Anonymous, on Jun 10, 2009 wrote: no thanks on this look

Anonymous, on Apr 29, 2009 wrote: Look at trotsky on the right, just got expelled from russia for excessive sleaze.

	Barney Miller, on Nov 23, 2008 wrote: I bet that red-faced bald guy has a voice like a little girl’s.

	JudoChop, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote: Wow another mustache photo! What a fucking suprise. The mustache is lame. Welcome to adult life, wow you can grow facial hair. This photo would be so much better if they were 15 and had those almost pube like mustaches.

Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2008 wrote: incredible. in-fucking-credible.

Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote: no, there isn’t. You just made that proverb up.

Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2008 wrote: wow, those mustaches are somethin’ serious.

	GayWhoCantSpell, on Jun 23, 2008 wrote: This makes me such a hypocrite, but I love this picture. I kind of want to get it tattooed. In so many ways, it provides such hope for the future that I might have to stop listening to the Smiths and reinvent my gayness.

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