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When Seth doesn’t pull off his aggressive BMX tricks correctly, his crew boss makes him eat a whole jar of peanut butter with his hands. It’s called doing a Puck. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Can you imagine what it feels like to go from the James Dean of Shanxi Province to the laughingstock of Dolores Park in the space of a single plane ride? It's like realizing the whole room knows you're stoned, only instead of six or seven people you thought were your friends, it's an entire culture. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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While most puppets grow dusty and forgotten in some dead fag’s attic, Madame is still going strong, delivering more erotic entendres and cunty comebacks than Sarah Silverman on Adderall.

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Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote: i bet she has more stories and dresses than you could ever imagine.

Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote: Adderall, huh? So that’s why she has such a hairy asshole.

Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote: i bet this has fits like a glove into the hat box.

Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote: that hat is awesome

Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: everything matches, even her purse.

Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote: Level 70 Undead Priest, Shadow Spec

	malathion, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote: i thought the angel of death wouldn’t have this kind of wardrobe malfunction

	Stanleyhalen, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote: For a crown royal imitation velvet bag full of krugerands I’d tap that ass all night long...

Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: fuck yeah

Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote: Leigh Bowrey if he was still alive in 2025. Thats a fucking lyric right there that is.

Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote: its’ miss havisham

Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote: scene kids!.. er .. scene seniors XD

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