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Who knew all it took to become the entire world’s BFF was an undershirt, some markers, and a little dose of Radical Honesty?Comments/Enlarge |
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Girls don’t like guys that are prettier than them, so if you have a male-model face try to hide it with a beard and make everything else as dirtbag as possible. In other words, walk softly and carry a big dick.
enstigator, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote: for a start, don’t dress like this asshole.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote: I have this problem too. I hate being so damn handsome, I never know what to do with myself.
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote: "i find myself uncomfortable in front of handsome guys,im a male by the way!!!
and i want to fuck all the girls, all of them can someone help me ??PLEASE"
you’re bi. is that what you want to hear?
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote: i find myself uncomfortable in front of handsome guys,im a male by the way!!!
and i want to fuck all the girls, all of them can someone help me ??PLEASE
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: ...a cute little bob doo would make his face less horsey.....
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: outta the way gurlz. moldovan farmhand or whateva, i can see that big dick from here. come get your candy, lil boy....
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote: he’s pretty but he dresses like a moldovan farmhand who’s just been showed three pages of sufu’s what are you wearing today. not that i wouldn’t do him, and i’m a lady.
Anonymous, on Apr 6, 2009 wrote: i wonder if he <i>did</i> get a beard after this ha been published
Anonymous, on Mar 28, 2009 wrote: nice v neck, trying to show off his tits no doubt.
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote: christ, i love pretty boys. if theyre prettier than u it means ur pretty by default somehow
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: I’d do him, if he was wearing a slightly worn death metal t-shirt, a darker coloured jacket and work boots. Maybe.
crimewave, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote: as long as he doesn’t cut into my mirror time he’s a total do. he would look way better with a beard though. yay beards!
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote: Girls don’t hate pretty guys, they hate ugly guys that rip on pretty guys. It’s like watching the fat girl rip on the super model...sad.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote: I love how the people writing captions under these are all insecure nerdy blokes. They always slag off good looking men for some strange reason, & get excited about the sexy ladies, who all the girls reading probably hate for the same insecure reasons.
sovietspam, on Dec 3, 2008 wrote: He...is...beautiful!
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2008 wrote: i want him
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote: As far as guys go, 10s suck in bed because they have it way too easy, and 5s and lower are amazing in bed because they’re begging you please to let them fuck you again. Putting a beard and a skateboard on a 10 tricks you into thinking they’re that perfect 8 who has a flat stomach but still knows how to work a clit.
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote: he wanks in a mirror
ok in my book
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2008 wrote: He just needs a nice hair cut.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: Was the former lead singer of the J.Geils tribute band
Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2008 wrote: that is not a beard
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2008 wrote: ugh vice seriously.. grow a beard? what are you, stuck in a time vortex back in 1999?? maybe the fat chicks you bone over don’t want to date pretty guys, but a woman who wants to get fucked properly is going to give it to this guy before she’d give it to some dirty, wiggerish guy who still skateboards, has no college degree and is over the age of 25.
