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The unfair ratio of men to women in New York seems like a boring statistic until you’re flanked by two 8s at a bar and they both actually care which one you’re going to go for.

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themadhatter, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
"I just decided not to go to New York."

thank god. if there is any doubt, please stay the fuck away.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
he must have said something mind-blowing to make each girl have opposite, but equally expressive expressions.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
I just decided not to go to New York.
Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2009 wrote:
F to M ratio on the east coast is higher than the west. The higher paying jobs that women tend to gravitate toward are more plentiful in the east. I hate women and love homos, I’m heading west.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
"This is not a DO, they are not 8s and I’ll bet my anal virginity that he’s NO IDEA WHO OR WHAT The Sex Pistols are. Lame. NEXT"

For beginners, the SEX PISTIOLS <b>SUCK</b>, Americans, get over this lame ass band NOBODY in England listen to. Secondly, if you;r esuck a big PISTOLS fan, why is your anal virginity still intact? Unless you’re a guy. Then you must be a closet homo for liking Sid Vicious’s ’insnane clown posse’. In which case anal sex is so for you sugar.

NEXT!!!
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
This is not a DO, they are not 8s and I’ll bet my anal virginity that he’s NO IDEA WHO OR WHAT The Sex Pistols are. Lame. NEXT
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
so what’s this ratio that I’m hearing about? cuz I will go to NY and leave cali in a heartbeat if it’s true?
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
i agree about the tshirt n tights thing... its like pretending u don’t wanna look slutty. if u have nice legs n u wanna show em fine but wear an actual skirt or something. wayyyyy too many women with extremely fat legs decide on this style too.... eeeww
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
Stuff the two girls with Mr Loud Clothes. I think the girl sitting down near them trumps them both - she’s easily an 18 - both in Vice points rating system and movie rating system. She looks like she’d be, erm, how shall I put it, good company of an evening.
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote:
i want to kill the dude in middle
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
I want to kill that outfit on the left. A t shirt isn’t a fucking dress. Tights as pants is disgusting, even if your legs are nice.
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote:
this is at sway. probably on Ben’s Morrissey night
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote:
his favorite song is totally bodies...douche nozzel!
Anonymous, on Dec 30, 2008 wrote:
lose the stupid hat
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2008 wrote:
looks like the joke is on him
exitement, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote:
6s, but that’s probably more appropriate for Lil Stevie Wayne Wonder there anyhoo. sex pistols?
Beef, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote:
Neither of them seem to give a fuck about what he’s saying. He looks like a loudmouth homo.
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:
8s are hotter than 10s. FACT.
Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2008 wrote:
interracial anything sucks!
Anonymous, on Jul 5, 2008 wrote:
8s? oh Vice, how cruel must life be if these is your idea of what an 8 is

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