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A preppy wearing short shorts and boat shoes is like a needle of goodness in a haystack of awful grunge turds wearing cargo shorts with eight-hole Doc Martens with daisies painted on the toe.
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How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Are biker ex-hippies so over everything that their whole life is just kidding, or does four decades of pot turn your brain into an eight-year-old impressionist from Versailles who shits the bed and has no friends?

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Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
he was, but ric flair wasn’t.
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote:
I thought Hulk Hogan was bald.
Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
I used to wear tights like that... when I was seven years old and figure skated.
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote:
"Bikers" don’t buy little nick nacks from the fucking Harley Davidson shop.
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
much too easy.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote:
junk in da TRUNK, yo.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote:
This guy is a do.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
why are these shoes so popular? why?
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Holy shit. I can honestly say this is the closest I’ve ever seen to anyone ever actually pulling off crocs.

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