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Ha ha ha ha. Look at her fucking face! Can she even see out of that thing?

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Video Militia, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
For a minute there I thought Lars had showed up to the meat market with his Real Doll.
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
WOW she’s got a baby arm coming out of her armpit!
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
some guys are clearly blind and stupid or just never quite grasp what true beauty really is, i feel very sorry for him
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote:
your all a bunch of fags. and haterz.
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
only upon second look did i also notice she’s wearing a bra strap with a strapless dress. i think she might really have mental issues going on.
Silent Running, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
Professional Magician + 12-year-old crossdresser = Gold
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote:
I want to see her snatch. Not because it would be tempting but because if her face looks like this I’m sure she has something wonderful going on down there.
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2009 wrote:
Ha yeah seriously.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
lord jesus, she really wasn’t kidding when she said she’d have to take some time putting her face on.
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote:
mannequin.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
What the fuck happened to Vice Do’s & Don’ts?

You don’t even try anymore and it’s not like it’s that hard a job.
Jayboy, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
wow, that face is hyperjackin, Id roll up on my Rotopony Z-Fuzzer 900 screamer cycle, and swoon this swan for sure
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote:
horrific face warts or acne. forget cleaning them you’d just have to burn the sheets and pillows the next day.
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
She’s a real doll!
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
dating pepe lepew in drag is a big no-no.
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
That Honda robot...........get that person writing captions now Vice
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
caption is funny, then i feel really really sad looking at her.
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote:
and there’s hundreds of 13 year old clones of her at my high school.
yeah
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
she pre-photoshopped herself
Anonymous, on Mar 1, 2009 wrote:
um, so what? it works in her life or she wouldn’t do it.
Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
Courtney Place, Wellington.
Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
Haha it’s sad there are so many girls like that everywhere
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
didn’t know you have also realdolls to take out with you..
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
she reminds me of those filthy girls
who go to Faces in Essex.

Scum.
Anonymous, on Jan 24, 2009 wrote:
no no
that cant be real.
nobody should sufficate their face like that.
shit
Anonymous, on Dec 27, 2008 wrote:
Is he allowed to hug the lapdancer?
Anonymous, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote:
good one vice
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2008 wrote:
She doesn’t look that bad. Too much make-up obviously but she’s still probably quite cute underneath it.
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2008 wrote:
hugo’s bar sydney.

poor dear - someone call the nurse.
ericzzz, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote:
and i always thought bringing blow up dolls to clubs was a DO.
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