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The problem with stalkers is anything you do to freak them out their brains can just convert into a fetish and turn back against you. It's like trying to turn off Akira. Comments/Enlarge | See all


If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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This guy had almost pulled off the weird, out-of-frame dude you sometimes see in BDSM videos but he just had to let his toesies breathe. Hey Ricky, sandals haven’t equaled tough-guy since about 3,000 BC.

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Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
pick one style and go with it
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
his other shoes are high heels
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
Those leather sandals make him look like a dirty Haitian deli owner.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
"Warriors, come out to play..."

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