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If you’ve got the legs of a superhero you might as well dress up like one. It’s enough to make a grown nerd cry.

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shep, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
i’m no nerd and i’m weeping like a newborn boy freshly circumcised.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
Love those legs....
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
HOT!!!!!!
DoubleJ, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote:
i dont think this is really a ’do’. the belt is definitely a dont. even from 07 it was.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2009 wrote:
she’d do
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote:
did her.
Heatmiser, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
im in love...
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
i can wank to dis.
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:

Pat benatar clones still exist?

That is fucking amazing to me.
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
i love this girl. I am going to make this picture my desktop background. I am going to think of it on extended bathroom breaks. I am going to try and get every female i know to imitate her outfit and cool hair, i am going to build a shrine to her. Wonder what her name is?
Anonymous, on Mar 25, 2009 wrote:
i’d normally beat it to porn.
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
i need her phonenumber!!!!
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
i hear calf mussels are delicious with a hint of lemon juice and horseradish
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
She’s got calf mussels like a porn star.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
dancers legs!
samwiches, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
Let’s collide worlds.
Victoria, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote:
I like her head and legs, but not her shirt. I’d bag.
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
those fuck me legs! with those fuck me boots!
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote:
perfect 10.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote:
i love her i want to marry her
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
LOVE
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
cheekbones, hair, do
carlovely, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote:
i’ll take two plz
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote:
so.hot
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote:
NO COMPLAINTS
BEAUTIFUL
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
crossedwire you fucking dick
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
I don’t like the outfit. It just looks like something out of a Target ad or some shit.
AreEffEightyOne, on Aug 2, 2008 wrote:
This grown nerd isn’t crying, but celebrating. This is more delicious than Action Comics #1.

...Action Comics #1 would be pretty musty.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
more girls should dress like that
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote:
She’s german, singing 99 luftballongs, her group was called Nena... poor little thing...
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