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I have a feeling that if this was the guy who came to fix the office computers we’d never have that problem with the fucking email ever again. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Used to be a dad like this would have the kid in therapy at age 10. These days divorce and addiction in the family are so common that kids are just like: "Meh, fuck this loser. Who wants to go spend what I just stole from his wallet?" Comments/Enlarge | See all








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This is a Norman Rockwell painting called Time to Go Home.

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Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
this is when they either become interesting or you start doing copious amounts of cocaine with strangers and have the worst conversations of your life.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
Do (duh)

That’s when parties start to get interesting
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
Yep.... this one gets the prize. Best Don’t Ever.
Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2009 wrote:
if the girl? would been hot it would be time to wake the fuck up , but no we only want the good stuff do we, fag tie
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
Damn talk about GIFT OF GAB. What could she possibly be saying???

~r
ghostfingers, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
phew! we were only inches away from total annihilation.
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
hahaha a laugh out loud caption
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
HAHHAHAAHAAA still amazing like two years later
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
she’s all ’here look at the baby head if you don’t believe me that you impregnated me when we had drunken sex in the dark that night ! and it is not time to go home ! ever !’
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
Lydia Lunch should wax my beav
duck duck goose, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
i think i can just make out the ghost of herpes past escaping. time to bounce dude.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
"maybe when I open my eyes she will be gone"
soda-pop77, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHA that shit is funny!!!!
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2008 wrote:
She’s not sure if she stepped in something or if her date pooped his pants.
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2008 wrote:
kudos on capation vice
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
I’d re-edit that: Time To Go Home ALONE.
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote:
AHAHAHA that’s fucking hilarious!
bandit a la mode, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote:
That better not be her boyfriend... that’s just not right. I guess that is what he is thinking too...
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
best caption ever.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
yes!

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