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One of the downsides of dating black chicks is it can take them all day to get ready. Of course, when the end result is a Renaissance painting that makes your eyes sublimate, “all day” becomes a tenth of a second.

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d.bauchery, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
Come on. Why is your head so far up the ass of the black woman/man? If a gaggle of whitey wore those oufits,there would be bloodshed.
Anonymous, on Sep 14, 2009 wrote:
"One of the downsides of dating black chicks..."

mmmm. yeah. these ladies i’m sure date a lot of white, skinny, sweaty-palmed hipsters.
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote:
Renaissance paintings don’t look like neon + chocolate vomit
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote:
Look at the little Blatino munchkin. So cute!
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote:
"plus you know this would look retarded on white girls."

Apparently according to vice white girls are usually only do’s if they look like hipster sluts.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote:
fuck you and the "you can’t talk about race" horse you rode in on. everyone knows race is a factor for clothes and sex and unemployment and the nba. plus you know this would look retarded on white girls.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote:
If they were white you’d be picking on them so shut the fuck up. I do agree they are a do but to mention race means you fail.
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
wow they had their michael jackson tribute gloves way ahead of the curve.
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
I FUCKIING HATE GHETTO CHICKS

THEY LISTEN TO SHITTY MUSIC THAT SOUNDS LIKE ALVIN IS SINGING THE FUCKING VOCALS
Anonymous, on Jan 10, 2009 wrote:
now that’s the fucking hood. black people even get fucked up there. shit, i wonder what vice was doing there, i mean, shit the projects are right in the background.
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote:
this looks like a single high fashion hard cover sandwiched between two fat book ends. and then theres the dude in the back photobombing like a champ
Anonymous, on Dec 30, 2008 wrote:
This makes me regret wanting to go to New York Siddy for holiday.
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote:
GURL.

You ain’t know?

They is from da 80s!
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
in order to upgrade the genes of my clone...ahh, child, I decided to have a baby with an african woman

seriously? its sad

Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2008 wrote:
Look at the fat and/or pregnant white chick with the chicken legs in the back there. Ew.
Makes those girls look all the better.
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2008 wrote:
Yowza!
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2008 wrote:
gangster principles
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote:
seriously??
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote:
LOL.
Look at that idiot in the background waving.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote:
they look like idiots. What is it with chicks that dress like teenage boys? Do they want to get paedophiles to like them? As for the other two.. I have more originality in my penis.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote:
buddy in the background is pretty pu together
Whatsername, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote:
the girl in the middle is GORGEOUS
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote:
The only problem with white people is that they are the worst thing to ever happen to humankind.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote:
damn, i wish i could pull this off ahahaha too sweet
Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2008 wrote:
whoa.
i just stared at this for like twenty minutes

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