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The problem with stalkers is anything you do to freak them out their brains can just convert into a fetish and turn back against you. It's like trying to turn off Akira. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I don’t know about exploring the inner workings of the universe with E. The first couple of hours can be great but how about the last three hours of lying in bed a day later with the fear, frantically trying to jerk off to lessen the pain? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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French Canadian girls with a bit of dark hair on their lip is kind of hot, but Jesus Fucking Christ lady, you look like Joe Coleman. No wonder you’re not allowed to vote.

Comments

Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
such a do
country fried steak, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
i just wanna know if he has heels and a petticoat on too?
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
Theatre kid gone wrong
Anonymous, on May 1, 2009 wrote:
But I’m a lady!
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2008 wrote:
Bearded Ladies rule! If ya can’t appriciate classic freakshow-estethics, why are you even doing this column?
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
Probably just a Radical Fairy - and one with great taste, at that! Why isn’t this a DO?
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2008 wrote:
Russian *male*-order brides ain’t what they used to be.

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