I don’t know about exploring the inner workings of the universe with E. The first couple of hours can be great but how about the last three hours of lying in bed a day later with the fear, frantically trying to jerk off to lessen the pain?Comments/Enlarge |
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Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2009 wrote: her right arm is just beat from all the handjobs.
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote: she looks just about ready to run a cross country event. finish line - my dick.
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: the puss is just about hangin’ out.
place kicker, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote: wow. everything. just wow.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote: She deserves so much better than me even though she’s completely in love with me.
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote: ugly? you must be kidding. she has the legs of a throroughbred i want to bed.
anabur, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote: Ugly. Not worthy of New York. So, uh, send her to Minneapolis!
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: shes hot
Evan B Watts, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote: i want to cuddle with this girl in bed while watching a movie, then turn out the lights, spoon for a while and eventually after she inevitably develops the desire for my toasty warm boner, put it in.
mynameisdaniel, on May 7, 2009 wrote: I popped a blood vessel in my erection.
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote: I mean, dude, his name’s Barney. Even if it isn’t his real name, he still chose is to be. how gay is that?
Tiago, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote: Hey there is a prego slut orgy going on that skirt/shirt...
Bodies all over.
Anonymous, on Dec 26, 2008 wrote: hahaha "i do a shit on your pillow". Oh, and I’d fuck the shit outta her...thrice
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote: it’s like he’s forever in middle school or just a shitty person
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote: that is the second time I’ve seen the user barney miller make a shitty comment
The fact that you were even looking at this hot young temptress’s dress, while ignoring her body, and you did so with enough concentration to contemplate and decipher the patterns in it--that’s pretty much the Rorschach test of gayness.
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: Cartoon pregnant women all over your shirt is a great way to attract old dirty men and have 3 kids by 16. Borrowing clothes from your parents can sometimes give an awesome retro look, but if your parents are in an open relationship and u have 12 other siblings, best u stick to hello kitty apparel, oh and pants.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote: "ooh what should i wear tonight, maybe a shirt, and a belt? yeah thats just perfect then when i get to the bar and all the gross men are checking out my ass and grabing it i can just fucking complain all the time that stop doing that and i can blame everyone else for that cause im not wearing any pants"
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote: epitome of hipster.. its been a long time and STILL people are dressed like this. HAVE YOU NO SHAME??
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote: that is the cutest
Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2008 wrote: I wanna take her home. I wanna raise her.
