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This guy took a break from beating off in the mirror to come and bore us with his hotness. Can you imagine how excruciating it would be to hear his views on the war in Iraq?

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Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
Are all you skanks that say that this guys a DO looking at the same hair I am? I mean come on. What’s with the 9 Ball forehead and the impotent halfass wavey hair on top? Even I know this guy should shave his head and I’m a straight guy. The fact that he hasn’t just means he’s retarded.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
DO ME.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote:
Oh! Oh! Every time I come back to this page I jizz in my pants. I could listen to his every last opinion on Iraq.
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2009 wrote:
it’s excrutiating to hear anyone talk about their views on Iraq. except for the Iraqis who actually know what is going on.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
he looks like a douche, but I would still totally fuck him. He’s like the male equivalent of the prepubescent looking trashed hipster girls who get listed as "do’s" because they’ll give the photographer head for attention.
Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2009 wrote:
g-g-g-a-a-gggg, oh! you know his holy hotness wreaks of last night’s sex. And that waist is to die for, oh and the packet and the tits and the lips. BUT. The mindfuck that impelled him to disfigure such beauty makes me worry about falling asleep for one second in his arms...
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
whoa, so many girls here think THIS is hot?

awesome, then I can get the ACTUAL hotties for myself.
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
he’s prolly a cunt but he’s attractive. I’ll give him that win but everything else he’ll have to fight for.
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
i LOVE him
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote:
He looks like he invented the slam choke.
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
He is the fucking hottest creature on the planet. Nobody ever cares if any of the sexy female "do’s" might - might! be just a wee bit self absorbed.
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
i only hope that wherever he is.

THAT, is in style
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
obviously none of you jerk offs look like that, because if you did, you wouldn’t be the loser wanna-be nerds that you are. (real nerds are smart and make money, while you dipshits work for a magazine)
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
Agreed he is probably the biggest cunt ever and loves to talk about the smell of his own farts and how many times he got laid last night (guys and gals)....but granted....he is pretty sexy.
Anonymous, on Apr 4, 2009 wrote:
this dude got stuck between his mum and dad when they were having sex one night and from then on his world was never the same
AlbertArt.net, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote:
Somebody give this kid a sandwich. Anorexic, bulimic, wannabe model, rockstar poser. Stop snorting, and eat something!
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
this is do, vice fags are just jealous hipster types
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
I’d discuss the stimulus package with him while he shoved his stimulating package in me, raw shmitty.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
Haha, he is cute though
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
he’s pretty. I’d feed him.
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote:
model looks and crusty tattoos...get the fuck out of here
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote:
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote:
he looks like a "i wear wife beaters every day in any type of weather to show off my meaningless shit tattoos" douche. He probably spends his days looking out a window playing the same three chords over and over again on a shitty acoustic guitar he got for his 16th birthday.


okay this being said,
he’s still fucking hot and i’d ride him. hopefully his dick isn’t tiny like his fucking waist
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote:
just get him naked, with a big red ball gag on his mouth and all tied up, hands and feet, and he`ll be the perfect man
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
The caption/reactions are great since it’s like the bizarro world of when a hot girl is listed as a DO and all the envious chicks get heated over it.

haterboys: if you looked more like him, yes, just as you secretly think, you would get more pussy (tattoos not necessary though).
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote:
Wait...that’s not a chick?!?! I’m confused now...
Geekshow, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote:
damn him. He just turned everything else around me into ugly meaningless shit
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote:
cut your fucking stringy-ass hair and you’d be 100 times hotter
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote:
he looks like a "i wear wife beaters every day in any type of weather to show off my meaningless shit tattoos" douche. He probably spends his days looking out a window playing the same three chords over and over again on a shitty acoustic guitar he got for his 16th birthday.
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
yumm ^_^
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
you guys are all jealous. if he was a girl vice would have put him up as a Do and all of you would be talking about how hot he was
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