Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists.Comments/Enlarge |
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When girls tell their parents they met a nice Spanish guy on their European vacation, dads don’t think of Javier Bardem. They see this.Comments/Enlarge |
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Though it is virtually impossible for middle class whites to obtain, having an old black friend is about the sweetest plum you can ever have in your entourage. If you can’t meet us for dinner because you’re going to Ossie’s to watch The Shield we are officially intimidated by you.
rabies babies, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote: well i guess now kyp malone knows how he’s going to look in twenty years.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote: sure they doooo
dangerboy, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: do old black people watch the shield?
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote: second that one; he is the black Karl Marx and you know he has some good philosophies.
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote: if i ever make a documentary i want this guy to narrate. you just know his voice is so incredible. guys that hear him have nothing but respect and girls that hear him have to throw their panties away.
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote: you guys who make comments are so weird
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote: Black Karl Marx
Taylor Gibbons, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote: football in the groin
