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Yuki, go back to Japan you fucking simpleton. No matter how many hundreds of thousands of dollars your dad pours into your pathetic fashion career you will never be more than a near-retarded fuckwit that thinks gluing dragons on ski jackets and sewing dozens of buttons on your head is anything more than a hilarious waste of time. Just accept the job as a figurehead at his factory. You don’t “got it.”

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Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
DO !!!!!!!
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote:
how did he do it? somehow he managed to out-aoki aoki. that’s not something to aspire to, kids.
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2009 wrote:
this guy is having fun with how he dresses... stop thinking ur so cool. he works the outfit it doesn’t work him
Anonymous, on Aug 28, 2009 wrote:
Mmmm, Asian lamb chops
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
Like someone once commented: Japan a nation of assclowns!
Gheyman, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
steve aoki is dat u?
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
This was probably a ’do’ last week.
Anonymous, on Apr 29, 2009 wrote:
hey steve akey fuck off and die
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
wtf? "doesn’t look that bad"? Too many people are confusing ugly with fashion these days. Buttons on the fucking headband? The dragon. Ick. Ya f-in try hard, ya....eat shit

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