VICE GUIDE TO CHICAGO

DOS & DON'TS

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What's so bad about judging a book by its cover? Come on. When you see this guy's mustache and the ridiculous clothes behind it you just know he's a good guy. In fact, if you met him and he ended up being lame you'd be all disoriented, bumping into tables and crying, "I don't know who my friends are anymore. I don't know who to trust," like Sean Penn in The Falcon and the Snowman.
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So, there is this service called AskCity. It's so good, we decided to link every place in our city guides there. You can search any business, venue, really anything and it draws you up a nice little map, which we realize isn't new. But with AskCity, you get band listings if you search for a venue, and business history if you search for a company. On top of that you can draw helpful things on the map, press the permalink button and send to anyone. Oh and we've also included the top five place to find Vice in your hometown. And you're welcome.