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So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I hate all these boring remakes of Friday 13th and Halloween. What if they remade Hellraiser, Conan The Destroyer and Cruising into the same movie? That would fucking rule! Comments/Enlarge | See all






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PAKISTAN’S OTHER INSURGENTS

A Day in the Desert With Baloch Guerrillas

The departure point was in Pakistani Balochistan. Our hosts, a patrol of Baloch guerrillas, requested that we be no more specific than that.
The driver and his passenger had their faces wrapped tightly so that...

THE WARLORD OF THE HIGHWAY

Matiullah Khan Is the Most Feared Crossing Guard in Afghanistan

Matiullah Khan is the head of the Highway Police, a government agency that was officially dissolved several years ago by Dutch forces in the Uruzgan province of southern Afghanistan. According to Dutch officials stationed in the region, Matiullah is not a government official. The Dutch do not deal with him. They prefer not to mention his name—when they must, they refer to him as “M.” According to the Dutch troops...

A POSTCARD FROM WALES

Dear Mum and Dad, I’m Living In a Heroin Epidemic

The small South Wales city of Swansea is in the grip of a heroin epidemic. How do I know? Well, I’ve been living with a group of young Welsh heroin addicts, on and off, for the last three months. The needle exchange where they flock to every day to change their works recently reported that in the last four years there has been a 178 percent increase...

FOLLOW THE GPS, ÉSE

The Transborder Immigrant Tool Helps Mexicans Cross Over Safely

Over the past two decades, Ricardo Dominguez has been utilizing electronics and the internet to piss off just about every high-level administrative authority in the US. In the late 90s, his performance-art-cum-activist organization the Electronic Disturbance Theater (EDT) set up a participatory website-jamming network called the FloodNet system, which allowed anyone with an internet connection...

TOTALITARIAN PLEASANTRIES

I Shook Robert Mugabe’s Hand and Toured His Wife’s Dairy Farm

I’d been on the road with Venerable Master Hui Li for two weeks. Li’s a Buddhist monk from Taiwan who has undertaken the task of building orphanages in each of Africa’s 53 bedeviled countries. My idea was to see what sort of grumpy despots crawled out from under their blood-covered boulders as Li went about his mission. And wouldn’t you know, it turned out that the Michael Jordan of the megalomaniacal-tyrant...

THE DESSERT PSYCHO

Punk Drummer Transforms Into World-Class Chef With Alarming Swiftness

I’ve worked in just enough restaurants to recognize an abnormally large pastry station when I see one. It was January, and I was standing in the kitchen below Del Posto, one of New York’s—and thus the world’s—most prestigious restaurants. The spotless counter before me was at least a dozen feet long, and the region it...

DON’T SAY CHEESE

Thomas Ruff Is Not Interested in Photography

Thomas Ruff is one of Germany’s best living photographers. He has his roots in the type of sterile, objective photography that loves water towers, silos, and other vertical piles of industrial cement that somehow became a big part of German photography’s legacy. He did it better than most.

But then in the 80s Ruff starting shooting massive half-body portraits of...

A WHISKEY GLASS AND A WOMAN’S ASS

Michael Abramson Is the Unsung Documentarian of South Side R&B

Between 1975 and 1977 some serious boogie-woogieing was happening in the disreputable nightclubs and dive bars on the South Side of Chicago. It was a remarkable time, when the dance floors were slick with bodily fluids and enshrouded in smoke from Kools as patrons cut loose to the city’s unmistakable brand of soul. And if it...

LIBERIAN GIRLS AND BOYS

Have Better Vintage T-shirts Than You

VBS.TV recently visited Monrovia, Liberia, where we made a film with three former warlords called General Bin Laden, General Rambo and General Butt Naked...