I just showed this to the guy who sits next to me and he was like, "The only way this girl could be any more of a fantasy wife is if that crown was in the middle of a giant Brunswick bowling logo." And I was like, "Who the fuck are you, Al Bundy?" Comments/Enlarge See all

Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph Fucking Christ what a specimen she is! Dude, you can get all the tattoos and dress-down army gear you want but you will never be anything more than a catatonic fetus in this goddess’ presence. Comments/Enlarge See all