There’s two types of girls in the world. The ones that spend hundreds of dollars on fashion magazines and the ones that cut their hair like they’re a little boy during prohibition. Comments/Enlarge |
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If you really like a girl, you have to be willing to get the shit beaten out of you for anything she does, even if it's total bullshit. This rule sucks when you're dating a sadistic drunk who likes to grab meatheads' asses then run off to the bathroom, but eventually it should lead you to someone who only drags you into fights that are 100 percent unavoidable.
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Word of warning: Do not leave magical “come to life” powder near your dingleberries. It will follow you around for the rest of your life thanking you. Comments/Enlarge |
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