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  And the winner of this year’s San Francisco Dry-Heave Invitational is: Girl who laced ribbon through the surface piercings on her back and tied it together like a corset then let the whole thing sit until the holes were runny and swollen.
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  “Mom, where’s Dad?” “I don’t know, Julian. He said he was just going to get us a bottle of water.”
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