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The problem with these “Cool Dads” is their kids think they are fucking gods until they’re about 17 and then they look over and see a sad old man dressed up like an Avril Lavigne fan smiling back at them going, “What?”
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Though there’s nothing wrong with prostitutes, cyclists, and contractors in and of themselves, putting them all in a blender makes you look like a superhero’s arch enemy if there was a superhero that hated people who put up dry wall and then bike all over town trying to get drug money by sucking cocks.
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