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There’s two types of girls in the world. The ones that spend hundreds of dollars on fashion magazines and the ones that cut their hair like they’re a little boy during prohibition.
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If you really like a girl, you have to be willing to get the shit beaten out of you for anything she does, even if it's total bullshit. This rule sucks when you're dating a sadistic drunk who likes to grab meatheads' asses then run off to the bathroom, but eventually it should lead you to someone who only drags you into fights that are 100 percent unavoidable. Comments/Enlarge | See all







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Word of warning: Do not leave magical “come to life” powder near your dingleberries. It will follow you around for the rest of your life thanking you.
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The No Photos Issue
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SHEPPARD'S VIDEO-GAME PIE
DEAD SPACE
Dead Space is a third-person over-the-shoulder shooter set on the planet-cracking mining starship Ishimura, full of monsters made from the fused...
STREET POLL
Self-Portrait Time
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PUSH IN THE KUSH (VALLEY)
Dear Vice,
My mom's got a crush on Suroosh Alvi. I'm 100 percent sure it's because of that VBS special he did about the gun ...


The Talking Issue
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A COKE DEALER IN MEXICO, WHO IS WAY BADDER THAN THE ONE IN NEW YORK...
Julián is a coke dealer. He's 44. He’s been working Mexico City for two decades. He agreed to take us on a ride-along as he worked. The phone never stopped ring...
SKINEMA
CUM ON MY TATTOOS 4
Vice: Hi, boss lady.
Joanna Angel: I thought we were going to be able to do this legally. They made driving on the phone in Califo...
THE EPICLY LATER'D PAGE
Words & Photos by Patrick O'Dell


The Clowny Clown Clown Issue
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SHIT-IN
Thailand’s Latest Coup is Bourgie and Weird
BROTHEL NEWS
Brewer Gets Weird Up
VICE FASHION - JOGGER STALKER
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The Sundaes Issue
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VICE FASHION - AT HOME WITH ALICE
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OH SHIT!
Who's Number One at Holding Number Two?
COMICS BY JOHNNY RYAN
"SO THAT'S HOW SUNBEAMS GET BORN!"


The Photo Issue 2008
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ANIMAL TOWN
Photos by Jens Mollenvanger
HELLO BUDDY!
Photos by Ben Rayner
VOMIT REHEARSAL
Photos Courtesy of Lars Sørbekk of Vomit


The Mexican Issue
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This DVD was shot entirely in Peru, which I believe is in the northern part of Mexico, but I'm not very good at geometry so I can't be totally certain. You know...
A MEXICAN IN... PARIS
Abraham Cruzvillegas
Vice: Where are you from?
Abraham: I grew up in a neighborhood that wasn't even a neighborhood-it was land taken by immigrants. I...
A MEXICAN IN... BARCELONA
Enrique "Artellano" Hernandez
Vice: How is it that you're in Spain?
Enrique: I came here to achieve a high degree of expertise in art restoration. I c...


The History Issue
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THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON THAT'S NOT QUITE RIGHT
Wire Still Do Care
DAVID WALLECHINSKY IS A HUMAN ENCYCLOPEDIA
A longtime reader of this magazine (such as yourself) already knows about David Wallechinsky because you read the People's Lists feature in every issue. That's ...
ROGUES & UPSTARTS
Here Be the Standouts of Our Convict Stain


The Fashion Issue 2008
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RECORDS
Music Reviews - v15n4
DRINKING MILAN
Renata Molho Remembers When Italy Was Fashionable
TUTTI FRUTTI LOOPS
Heartsrevolution are Bananas About Choc Chip Crumble


The Homo Neanderthalensis Issue
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CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN
The Ruby Suns Like It Au Naturel
LOCKED OFF
Dexplicit is Too Popular
FANTASTICAL PORTRAITURE
Female Prisoners in Argentina Escape Through the Magical Magic of COLLAGE


The 4-ACO-DMT Issue
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REFLECTIONS ON IKE TURNER
Ike Turner, one of the principle innovators in American music, died recently after a brilliant career. His records from three decades are classics, and his live...
MENTAL OVERDRIVE
Telepathe Know Everything About You
RECORDS
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The What We Do Is Secret Issue
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LARPs OF THE NEAR FUTURE
SINergy Take Nightclubbing to the Next Level
GULLY-SIDAL TENDENCIES
Mavado's a Gangster For Life (Ad Nauseum)
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One thing I've been rather curious about lately is how much exactly is it to buy a kid from some third world country. I've heard anywhere from $40,000 to $80,00...





















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