DOS & DON'TS

The problem with these “Cool Dads” is their kids think they are fucking gods until they’re about 17 and then they look over and see a sad old man dressed up like an Avril Lavigne fan smiling back at them going, “What?”
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Though there’s nothing wrong with prostitutes, cyclists, and contractors in and of themselves, putting them all in a blender makes you look like a superhero’s arch enemy if there was a superhero that hated people who put up dry wall and then bike all over town trying to get drug money by sucking cocks.
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The Conversations With Distinguished Gentlemen Issue

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		ELMORE LEONARD IS THE MAN A Nice Long Talk with the Best Crime Novelist Ever

		VICE COMICS By Shintaro Kago

		VICE FASHION - HELLO RENE RICARD Rene Ricard is a semi-secret hero of American art and culture, specifically New York-ish art and culture in the later 20th century. He was there at Andy Warhol’...

The Brazilian Issue

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		THE SAPO DIARIES In the Amazon rain forest, there lives a very special frog called the Phyllomedusa bicolor, otherwise known as the Sapo. Traditionally, the Mayoruna tribe uses ...

		THESE ASSHOLES WON'T SHUT UP Twenty-Four Hours of Legislative Assembly Television

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The Technology Issue

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		VICE FASHION - SCIENCE MUSEUM Photos by Jonnie Craig

The Fashion Issue 2009

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		VICE FASHION - STAY TROPICAL Photos by Ben Ritter

		PARIS IS NOT A SOFT CHEESE Fashion people love to eat shit like radish sprout salad with bulgur sprinkled with gomasio and algae, so that's what I ordered when I sat down with Yves Saint ...

		GLOBAL TREND REPORT 2009 - ANTWERP & TOKYO Belgian boys are out of control. They're mixing and matching like they're on a game show called Mix and Match! and the winner gets a dream date with Walter Van ...

The Writing-Cute-Things- on-the-Spine-of-this- Magazine-Every-Issue-is-Starting-to-Feel-Like- a-Lame-Gimmick Issue

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		NORTHERN LIGHTS Inuit Teens Make Their Own Scenes

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		VICE COMICS By Johnny Ryan

The Universal Sadness Issue

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		SHEPPARD'S VIDEO-GAME PIE By Stephen Lea Sheppard

		WHO'S HUNGRY? An Interview With Issei Sagawa, Cannibal

		LIFE IN THE JUNGLE Calais is the closest point in France to the United Kingdom. Besides that distinction, it's basically sort of a shithole. And besides that distinction, Calais i...