A Fist In The Face Of God - Pentagram (Chile) A week of very Christian sun has forced the troglodyte metallers back into the lairs of misanthropic winter from whence they came. Don’t despair just yet young malefic minds, I have uncovered one of South America’s greatest lost treasures, Chile’s Pentagram… – READ MORE
The Jumbo Polo There’s no denying that we have what one might call very strong opinions as to what we like and dislike about everything around here. We don’t care about nonsense fashion trends and that’s probably why we attract a lot of weirdos who try too hard to “think outside of the box.” I don’t know if every magazine gets the same ridiculous emails, but I’m always receiving packages full of retarded stuff from PR reps who think they’ve perfectly nailed the “Vice image.” – READ MORE
Ben Rayner's Glastonbury Photos Vice photographer Ben got his photos developed, so we made him give us a few to top up our coverage of the national treasure that is Glastonbury. – SEE MORE
CORONA MINTS A lot of people won’t tell you this, but if you get pulled over for drunk driving all you have to do to fuck up the breathalyzer is pop a penny in your mouth. If the cop is still suspicious, just stick these mints in there too. – READ MORE
Hey, Ron is gone!
Ron is gone! No, not that one, the other Ron. Ron the cat. You know Ron. Ron the indie rock cat. You know the one, the guy who’s always rolling with Pete Doherty and doing photo shoots with emerging electro stars in NME. No? Jesus, if a guy doesn’t molest the Elephant Man’s corpse in a billion dollar Wendy house you guys just don’t pay any attention, do you? Well climb out of your own arse, because Ron has gone missing, and the appeal for his safe return has even hit the telly. – READ MORE
From rank to Rankin
If you are a menopausal housewife in desperate need of some me-time, or a teenager with devastatingly low self-esteem as a result of your underbite, then I would recommend the Rankin Live! experience. It'll blow the cobwebs from your self-esteem. It's like glamorous, sexy therapy. – READ MORE
Flying Cats
Here’s a foolish idea for a fashion shoot: a metaphorical battle between good and evil as represented by a fight between flying cats! The red cat is bad. The gray cat is good. The gray cat wins, but don’t let that spoiler enjoy your viewing experience. – READ MORE
For those about to suck (we salute you)
AC/DC make their entrance at Glasgow’s Hampden Park with the aid of an introductory video of such vigorous sexism that it would have made Benny Hill blush. We see the AC/DC locomotive smash its way through many a suggestive tunnel as a cartoon Angus Young strokes his devil tail like a big cock. – READ MORE
Good benefits and lots of traveling
On a chilly morning on a frozen estuary a meter above the river Pirita in northern Estonia we sparked up a chat with a fisherman we’ll call John. It turned out he’s a former British soldier of nine years and has now gone over to the private sector. Yep, he’s one of those mercenaries who worked in Iraq back when people were still mad about Saddam Hussein. The whole wide world knows about these guys already but with a brand-new war starting in Afghanistan today, we’re feeling nostalgic for the way things used to be fucked up. We’re sharing our interview with him. – READ MORE
A short story about life at Glastonbury
Glastonbury is a big messy event in the countryside which lots of people attend in order to watch some bands and be part of a national treasure. Going to Glastonbury is the fun equivalent of being one of Lady Di’s pallbearers. Like almost everything else in the musical calendar, everyone likes to claim it’s rubbish, but actually, provided you don’t have to watch Neil Young, it’s definitely more fun than all the anti-Glastonbury club nights people put on in London with hopeless bands. – READ MORE
We’ve been trying to contact the guys in the Paris office for over a week now, but nobody can get hold of them. If anybody has any clues, drop us a line. Comments/Enlarge
Is it just me or does this guy’s extreme male facial cosmetics make you want to throw your hands up and tell him to take whatever he wants, just please…please don’t hurt us. Comments/Enlarge
Amy Fisher / Joey Buttafuoco caught on tape How was your weekend? Mine was shitty. Me and my wife went down with the flu for two weeks and were running 102 fevers, bedridden, and about to tear each other’s heads off. And during our first weekend of feeling slightly better I get this double feature of crap cinema delivered to my door. – READ MORE
Classics
VICE PICTURES Gavin Watson's incredible photos have been published by us in the book Skins and Punks. Click here to buy a copy – READ MORE
The Vice Guide to Being a DJ DJing is easy as shit. The notion that it is difficult the single greatest fabircation of the left-wing media that we have seen to date. Here we teach you absolutely everything you need to know to rock the party (and it's not much).
The (Ex) Biggest Heroin Dealer In The Whole Wide World By the time Suleyman Ergun was 21 years old, he was the world’s most prolific and powerful seller of smack. Known throughout the junkie and police communities as the North London Turk, Ergun and his gang flooded Britain and Europe with heroin for five years.
