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  The problem with that “Yeah, I’m a disgusting pig—fuck you” look is it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Like when someone comes up to you on the bus and gets right up in your grill to say, “Oh I get it. YEAAAH, you’re just like the rest of them. You think I’m crazy too,” and you’re like, “Well, I do now.”
  
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  Is there anything worse than new parents? It’s one thing to make sure the baby’s nice and warm but why do they dress themselves and their pets like being “comfers cozers” is a matter of life and death?
  
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