DOS & DON'TS

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  Today the people who invent stuff look like Craig and Johnny or whatever their names are from YouTube, but in the 1800s inventors strolled about looking like this, chucking orphans into the River Thames for fun.
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  Fluffers are generally required to stay behind the scenes, but if you hang around the bathroom at shitty porn parties in the Valley, you can sometimes spot one. It's kind of like finding a leprechaun only instead of a pot of gold, they lead you to a bucket of chlamydia.
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