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  If you knocked an ice-cream cone out of this guy’s hand he’d pick it up off the ground and eat it just to spite you.
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  College brochures and reggae fans talk a big game when it comes to multiculturalism, but you don't know from diversity until you've transformed yourself into such a confusing medley of racist stereotypes that even the Klan has to be like "Wait a second, are we supposed to hate this kid or what?"
  
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