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  Slapping a pair of 30-year-old xeroxed hooters across your own microscopic set may seem cruel, but as with most ribbing, it's the best way to tell if they can hang. Figuratively speaking, we mean.
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  Oh hello, it’s the Human Enigma! Just a’riding the rails with his MC Escher legs, lesbian biker jacket, and pants that will be confusing alien archaeologists for millenia to come.
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