No matter how hot it gets, Europeans would rather die (their heat wave death toll is already approaching 2003’s record of 35,000) than resort to the rags and flip flops you lazy fucking Americans indulge in.
Guys who actually think with their dicks can be pretty rough on the eyes (and ears and nose and brains and fists), but they've got nothing on the girls who think with guys' dicks. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
