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  Once I was at a Vagina Monologues cast party and I blacked out. The next morning I woke up in a tub of ice with my balls missing and a letter that said, ?Dear John, Fuck you. Sincerely, Your Balls.?
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  Yeah, that?ll show people who believe in that guy you don?t believe in--dressing up like him but adding an element from that other guy you don?t believe in who?s his enemy. You?re way too smart to get sucked into that shit.
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GIRLS NIGHT OUT