Nothing like begging for cash in an Elmo sweater to distract from the fact that you?re begging for cash in an Elmo sweater while your best friend nods off, much to the depression of his confused dog. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
This year how about we agree to show a little restraint and not turn into bug-eyed Tex Avery wolves every time a girl walks past in heels and shor--Rob! What were we just saying? Hellooo? Rob? Rob! ROB! Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
“This picture of Kate Moss, complete with massive thighs, looks like something a guy who murders women would draw while serving life in prison. I got it from Brick Lane.”
PEGAH FARAHMAND
“This is the best T-shirt I have EVER seen. Can you believe it? I found it at Beacon’s Closet in New York. I had to fight over it with a guy wearing the most amazing nerd glasses and trashed leather jacket who almost bit me with his gold teeth.”
MILENE LARSSON
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“These are both from Value Village. They’re made from a space-age textile called Tyvek, also known as ‘paper.’ The second one says ‘The Law Enforcement Torch RunSpecial Olympics’.”
BETTY YORK
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“My boyfriend bought me this great tank top on the same day he got me these amazing rollerskates that, apparently, have an “Advanced Technology Torsion Beam” in them.”
TOM SMALL
“My brother got me this from a huge store in Canada that sells rejects. It looks like something aNYthing or Rockers would put out.”