I don't want to marry her or anything, but Drea de Mateo with Fran Drescher's hairline wearing her little ass-hugging party jeans will do just fine for the 15 seconds it takes for me to bust a nut when we're fucking in the bathroom about three minutes from now (in my dreams). KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN

If a girl is really right for you and you feel it in your bones you can say shit like, “You are so ‘my type’ it’s making my chest ache,” and it will work. KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN

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