Why couldn’t Dylan Carlson have lent the shotgun to this fey little grunge turd instead? Sure, his sister and mom would cry at the funeral but at least nobody would be stealing their Super Shiny Straightening Serum anymore. KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN
Living up to your t-shirt can be as simple as knowing a lot of dick jokes or getting really drunk, but every so often it all comes together in such a sublime combination of personality, weird local politics, and probable mental illness that the only potential response is “OK, OK. Are this place’s tacos any good?” KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN
