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Mangos gehören verboten. Wie soll man die Dinger überhaupt essen? Man muss erst die Haut mit einem Messer ab pellen, was Ewigkeiten dauert, und dann ist da dieser riesige Kern... Einfach viel zu viel Arbeit für das bisschen Essen, das dann nicht mal so großartig schmeckt. Melonen gehören verboten. Jede Sorte. Sie sind klebrig und machen eine riesige Sauerei. Seltsam, wie viele Leute ausflippen, wenn sie bei einem Frühstücksbüffet Melonen entdecken. Die dann so „Booah, Melonen!“, und ich dann so „Booah, Melonen!“, allerdings in einem spöttischen Tonfall. Übrigens, wenn ihr mal ein heftiges Verlangen nach Obst verspürt, dann esst stattdessen doch einfach Schokolade. Avocados gehören verboten. Ich weiß ja, dass alle Welt auf Guacamole steht, aber tut mir leid, ich mag einfach nicht, wie das Zeug schmeckt. Irgendwie stört es mich, wenn ich die schwarzen Avocadoschalen mit der grünen Pampe drin in anderer Leute Mülleimern sehe. Dann wären da noch Walnüsse. Diese Aufknackerei ist doch ein Witz. Man braucht ein spezielles Werkzeug dazu, das ist ja schon ziemlich ärgerlich. Jedes Essen, das ein besonderes Werkzeug erfordert, gehört verboten. Sangria. Ist das nun ein Getränk oder ein Essen? Fruchtstücke, die in ein Glas Wein gezwängt werden. Albern. Es sollte ein Gesetz dagegen geben. Es gehört sich einfach nicht für zivilisierte Menschen, das Weinglas zu kippen und zu schütteln, bis das glitschige Stückchen Obst sich endlich in den Mund fallen lässt. In Milch getunkte Kekse. Oh mein Gott, BRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Gibt es was Schlimmeres? Warum sollte irgendjemand so was tun? Der Keks wird ganz matschig und schleimig und in der Milch schwimmen Krümel. Es ist doch zum Kotzen. Kekse sind ein Geschenk, das der Menschheit gemacht wurde. Essen und Getränke sollten stets voneinander getrennt bleiben. Hummer. Ich sehe ja ein, dass Hummer hervorragend schmecken, aber dieses ganze Gewese mit dem Lätzchen, dem kleinen Gäbelchen und der Zange? Dazu fehlen mir einfach die Zeit und die Geduld. Das ist ein zu großer Akt. Ich bin mir darüber im Klaren, dass die Durchsetzung dieser Essensgesetze nicht ganz einfach sein wird, aber es würde mich zu einem so viel glücklicheren Menschen machen. Herzlichen Dank. Es tut mir leid, wenn hier dein Lieblingsgericht dabei war. FRED ARMISEN |
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Subject: everyone Date: May 23 2007 11:24:38 AM Author: joanna i can't believe this shit. some of these comments are insane... but congratulations on having more literate comments than some of the junk i've seen on x17 or the other trashy sites. this is absurd. Subject: Um, how did I get here? Date: Feb 28 2007 09:04:45 PM Author: Jill Oh yeah, I Googled "Fred Armisten" and "Richard Hell" because I thought Richard looked a little like Fred on the back cover of his CD, "Spurts." I loved the fruit column. I've always wondered why I feel so bratty when I eat an apple. Now I know. I also have to agree that apples aren't really much of a food. The best thing about them is looking at them. I like to eat apple chips though. They're reaaaaaaally good. Subject: stupid. Date: Nov 19 2006 02:30:27 PM Author: K I love you Fred. You have a lot of stupid problems with food. But I still love you Subject: Obst Nazi Date: May 05 2006 08:17:27 AM Author: Drase dare you! Subject: Don't Date: Apr 28 2006 10:29:29 PM Author: Aaron Quintal How contrived is that photo? I could write a shitty review of fruits while I was high and then get some gradschool-drop out photographer with all the items in the rant cleverly place in front of me like i was some bull-shit french potrait painter. You should take a que from your god Adam Sandler and stick that apple up your ass. By the way... are you wearing lipstick? Subject: who Date: Apr 27 2006 01:40:04 PM Author: ziggzagg the fucks wrong with melons? it tastes god and its funny to eat. its like tacos. wanna bann tacos? when you eat tacos almost 30% of the crap you put on it fall of and you get that juicy shit all over you melons are dellicious fuck tacos fuck you mexican mofo Subject: apple racist Date: Apr 16 2006 11:12:41 AM Author: vneck how can you lump all apples into one category?! i agree that certain apples do make loud distracting noises while being eaten but theyre so good a juicy. i bet you'd eat an apple off a naked gil's tooshie. Subject: apples-so gross Date: Apr 13 2006 10:48:41 PM Author: tuts TOTALLY TRUE ABOUT THE APPLES. MAKES ME SICK TO WATCH PEOPLE EAT THEM. I LIKE EATING APPLES MYSELF, BUT MUST CUT THEM INTO BITESIZE PIECES FIRST. I ONCE TRAVELLED WITH MY FATHER AND STEPMOTHER AND THEY WOULD SHARE AN APPLE, LIKE PASSING IT BACK AND FORTH, ONE BITE FOR ME, TWO BITES FOR YOU KINDA THING. AND ALL CASUAL LIKE, SO ANNOYING!!! Subject: forgot Date: Apr 06 2006 08:26:50 AM Author: krazyk i agree about seafood. why eat something that lives in sewage? i watched a programme that proved prawns are related to cockroaches and showed them hanging out at sewage outlet pipes. minging. people wonder why seafood makes u ill? Subject: brilliant Date: Apr 06 2006 08:25:56 AM Author: krazykfromtheuk thank fuck someone else has the same daft sense of humour i do! another thing u missed out........pinnapple in sweet n' sour. i like ham with it on a pizza but have to remove it before eating. mushrooms- pointless disgusting, flavour= good, texture= bad. same goes for onions. AND most of all what the fuck is up with Americans and disgusting pickles?? everytime i come over they're piled on your plate and are stinky. must be banned. Subject: bugs Date: Apr 06 2006 04:02:55 AM Author: KiMS yeah lobsters and crabs. just huge bugs. imagine if you blew up a roach and cooked it. itd be pretty nuts. Subject: I'll say it again Date: Apr 05 2006 12:20:37 PM Author: gomma Lobster=cockroach of the sea. Subject: Lobster Date: Apr 03 2006 07:55:59 PM Author: Raid Actually Lobster is pretty disgusting. All shellfish should be banned from eating because basically when you separate the thorax and the spindly legs and break open the exoskeleton and pour butter onto the not-meat-colored-meat you're basically dining on a giant bug. Subject: WTF Date: Apr 02 2006 08:41:09 AM Author: Aniela is this guy totally nuts? how can u ban fruit. how can u ban any of the shit mentioned in ur "article" ? That isn't even an article, this kinda crap makes me think that some people really don't have any brain or creativity. If you can't write anything worth reading, eat shit. it's that simple. Fuck! Subject: how...and why? Date: Mar 31 2006 12:16:56 PM Author: soapy castles you could take a community-college writing class, ask the eager students to write a "funny" short piece on food, and 90% of the submissions would be better than this. Subject: What the hell Date: Mar 31 2006 08:09:42 AM Author: Matt I have no idea how people like this land articles in magazines...especially something as oh-so-hip as Vice - the wet dream of Sugar Ape magazine. Subject: stupid people Date: Mar 31 2006 01:50:20 AM Author: jesus h. christ fuck all that! fred is hilarious. the only funny person on SNL. maybe even the only funny person on earth! Subject: damn Date: Mar 30 2006 02:23:22 AM Author: maryneth Could you be more convenience oriented? That really shows what the world is coming to. Stop grabbing your balls and learn how to cut some damn fruit. Subject: armisen isn't funny Date: Mar 30 2006 12:00:11 AM Author: gone to tha biatch claiming things should be illegal is retarded. i get the idea, but it's not funny -- just as unfunny as that long-unfunny show you're on every 2 months (when it's not a rerun from 2 weeks ago). synopsis: waste of time. be glad you aren't a starving african, you douchebag Subject: aces Date: Mar 28 2006 05:06:08 PM Author: art this dude probably has enough time to read all these comments, and an odd curiosity. he's the kind of guy that always eloquates his opinions without stuttering, with a slightly gay undertone in his voice, and strong hints of annoyance. he's always complaining, but really doesn't care about anything very strongly. but whatever. Subject: whipe your eyes Date: Mar 28 2006 01:24:15 PM Author: jumpcat Oh pleeease. You must be really bored, and what should be illegal, is having the amount of sparetime that you have. Geez. Find another magazine, dear. Subject: you had me oooh melons Date: Mar 27 2006 12:03:05 AM Author: 911 some guy called you a short unshowered jew....id let you finger me, buts thats me Subject: walnuts Date: Mar 26 2006 11:49:24 PM Author: ann You know, I think that it is a guy thing...my ex boyfriends brother calls them "devil nuts" I will never agree, but whatever! Subject: p.s. Date: Mar 26 2006 01:23:01 PM Author: Dead Artisan this list should include: scallops - little cotton balls from the sea's anus, and any chicken that is not wings or fried. Subject: is this a joke? an unfunny joke? Date: Mar 25 2006 05:42:41 PM Author: glos they should illegalize those glasses you short, unshowered jew Subject: Armisen. Date: Mar 25 2006 11:18:19 AM Author: Jmc Good issue. This is a very poor article though. Armisen's not funny. I don't think he ever was. Subject: i hate mangoes too Date: Mar 24 2006 08:15:53 PM Author: Marg fred armisen is the cutest. that was very polite of him to apologize for walnuts - they are one of my favorite foods. Subject: Was there care taken to not offend? Date: Mar 24 2006 02:26:54 PM Author: Benoch Because I think chitterlings and souse meat should be illegal. Maybe Fred didn't want to insult his little buddies who work at a pork plant. Lobster? What a decent food to hate on. Subject: mangos Date: Mar 23 2006 09:50:53 PM Author: mackle a stolen, window ripened plant conservatory mango was probably the best thing i've ever eaten...at least the best fruit. Subject: hey Date: Mar 22 2006 05:05:03 PM Author: km they should have combined this article with the farting article to see which annoying fruit produces the worst smelling farts. The girls would fart into Fred's face then his illegalizing would be totally justifiable. Okay bye gotta go watch andy milinokis Subject: and so on... Date: Mar 22 2006 09:44:25 AM Author: the watermelon-man FRED ARMISEN should be illegal. he is one kind of a foul-tasting vegetable, and i shall be roasted on satans bar-b-q if he isnt a fruit himself. Subject: I wish..... Date: Mar 21 2006 06:49:19 PM Author: Chuck Fuck you Fred Arminsen, no one cares anymore. Subject: content Date: Mar 21 2006 06:30:56 PM Author: travwell This article kind of wasted my time (should be doing homework now...yes, homework...) and I don't agree with any of this guy's points, but hey, whatever. Maybe he should post this on his personal blog or something so his parents can read it. I dunno...I think there are a lot of great writers out there, maybe they can start posting poetry or something. This article would've been better in a poem. Subject: All you whingers Date: Mar 21 2006 05:12:37 AM Author: Ben Shut up you stupid babies. 1. This is sarcasm. And it's funny. 2. The new format for viceland is great. If you don't like it stop reading it. Subject: mango Date: Mar 21 2006 02:49:55 AM Author: ... i just bite into a mango. the skin mellows out the sweetness and adds just like this little bit of bitterness. wow, this viceland.com comment has been a gay waste of time. Subject: food Date: Mar 20 2006 09:28:29 PM Author: andy milonakis FRED ARMISON IS REALLY GOOD ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE< ALL YOUR HATERS NEED TO EAT jimmy fallon. i just fucking hate all of you. Subject: fuck you Date: Mar 20 2006 07:33:57 PM Author: hey asshole you got beat up alot huh you whiney little douch no? you didn't? too bad. smarmy little prick Subject: i already knew you're not that funny... Date: Mar 20 2006 06:45:38 PM Author: goodburger jesus god almighty, why'd they print this? mcinnes is probably friends with fred armisen or he's just a starfucker, or whatever, so fred is like, "hey i love your magazine and i wrote something totally hilarious about food! PLUS the title is a play on a popular stoner slogan, and easily-entertained people love that!" then mcinnes read it and he was like, "whoa this sucks, but how can i turn him down? he must have spent like five whole minutes writing this mildly amusing statement that means nothing at all." so to spare fred's ego, he bit the bullet, sent a snickering photographer to take a contrived-ass picture of him, and posted the article. seriously, though. i don't bitch about the quality of this magazine EVER but this is the worst article ever. a side note about those people that DO constantly complain on these message boards - what the fuck are you doing reading a magazine you hate? or do you just lack interesting things to say? no one fucking cares that you were reading vice back in the "glory days". the quality of the magazine hasn't changed, you're just jealous you don't write for vice. go blog. oh, wait. you aren't creative enough. Subject: vice is past it's experation date Date: Mar 19 2006 06:49:48 PM Author: i\'m convinced now this article is completely unfunny and pointless, and absolutely no-one can relate to it. It makes me want to mail this man a truckload of avocado peels just to "bum him out" real bad. Tchuh! Subject: food Date: Mar 19 2006 02:06:07 AM Author: nata;ie e Wow this article really pissed off a lot of people. They are acting like they think it' s not "witty" or whatever but really they are just offended by what he said about mangoes. Subject: FRED ARMISEN Date: Mar 18 2006 11:33:31 PM Author: FRED ARMISEN FRED ARMISEN... I'm sorry but you are the worst thing about saturday night live. Dude you are not funny. Please stop the torture and stick to making music. thanks. This article is not funny. It's like Gavin gave Fred a ring and was like "Yo Fred, you are the best dude!!, can you write a funny article for my HAS-BEEN magazine called Vice that is somewhat food-related?" And then Fred was like "Not unless you let me suck your dick first?!" And then Gavin was like "sure thing bro!" And then Fred sat down with a pad and pen and tried to write something funny, but nothing was really working. So he got drunk and just said "fuck it, I'm on SNL" and wrote a article that might be acceptable drivel for a highschool newspaper and e-mailed it to Gavin. Then he went over and sucked his dick. ewwww. Subject: whiners Date: Mar 18 2006 12:49:03 AM Author: Vicebitch Do you people constistently write bad articles about pointless issues irrelevant to everything except your own self-centered gripe about your personal(miserable_) reality? What a stupid waste of time. This magazine should be made illegal and used to catch the shit in a birdcage. Subject: . Date: Mar 17 2006 09:04:01 PM Author: . I think all of the food that doesn't come automatically with melted cheese on top of it should be banned. Also everything that's not already wrapped and not availiable from a hole in a wall called drive through should be prohibited Subject: sheesh Date: Mar 17 2006 03:15:58 PM Author: face face what a fucking jerk! Subject: Lame Article... Date: Mar 16 2006 06:29:16 PM Author: Clay Aiken WHy did all you people start posting messages after reading this article? I am not going to bother reading all of the postings, but I assume they are talking about this lame discussion about fruit. Aiken Out! Subject: apples Date: Mar 16 2006 01:33:51 PM Author: Jeremy I find them delicious and eat them most days. But yeah, we in the tribe do get an incredibly smarmy, better-than-you look on our faces while eating them. A public apple is to eating what a Prius is to driving. Thanks for stealing my joy, Fred. Subject: gaah. Date: Mar 16 2006 12:48:18 PM Author: Bea go to a country far far away where the mangos actually taste good. maybe you'll change you mind. Subject: snoochi boochi Date: Mar 16 2006 08:00:41 AM Author: your mum i agree wholeheartedly that apples should be banned. its one of my favourite things to complain about when i see people eat them. im convinced everyone who eats apples in public are satanists. also, oranges. they squirt when you bite them and leave your hands feeling like you've had them in water for a week Subject: mmmmmmm Date: Mar 16 2006 12:24:49 AM Author: I2oI3 im gonna stop eatingpussyimeanreallyimoverit,itastelikerustednails...... Subject: you Date: Mar 15 2006 06:01:59 PM Author: me Remember just hangin out, not drinking or doing coke, or watching the game or going to a movie, or having the internet, or trying to get laid, or using a cell phone, or paying bills, or being pissed at your boss and the system, just walking around the city grabbing some finger food, then going home and opening your window with that nice spring breeze and just thinking man everybody's not a complete asshole... Am i the only one that gets this vibe from fred? Subject: i hate apples too Date: Mar 15 2006 05:16:33 PM Author: applehater i get mad when i have to eat them, esp when i am almost done and there is some wormish thing inside. this has happened more than once. Subject: this stupid fking article Date: Mar 15 2006 01:16:06 PM Author: dpf buttshitcunterfucken.......you are lame, I bet you dont like wearing t-shirts for more than one day and only eat potatoes if they are completely skinned. Not only do you not like the little brown spots on the skin, having them skinned makes them easier to butter up so you can stick them up you ass while whine. Subject: mango eating Date: Mar 15 2006 12:22:17 PM Author: kill You don't have to "skin" a mango. All you gots to do it cut it in half, score it, turn it inside out and watch it turn into a purdy cubist porcupine and eat it like you're going down on a girl. Same with the pit. Amateur Subject: ? Date: Mar 15 2006 11:17:19 AM Author: Menace Can you imagine this fucking guy at the dinner table when he was five? Oh wait, he still is a five year old... Subject: problem? Date: Mar 15 2006 08:42:02 AM Author: shashasha snl should be illegalized and so should fred. Subject: gross food Date: Mar 15 2006 05:11:14 AM Author: g ketchup man, need i say more Subject: <3 Date: Mar 14 2006 11:44:57 PM Author: ashley i <3 fred armisan. i want to wake up with my hair all messy in his armpit. Subject: Fucking gross. Date: Mar 14 2006 04:47:32 PM Author: Erin K Can we please add artichokes to this list?! Grossest things EVER. Subject: not right Date: Mar 14 2006 11:19:41 AM Author: Nope eating shit should be illegal. I don't know how or why those orientals do it. But it is pretty funny to see! Subject: Armisen- Date: Mar 13 2006 07:06:07 PM Author: Dant Yeah- everybody loves to whine about how vice sucks now but... whining is for people who don't know how to fuck Subject: lobster Date: Mar 13 2006 02:43:42 PM Author: buddy cockroach of the sea. Subject: A choice to not... Date: Mar 13 2006 02:09:47 PM Author: Sphen I'm gonna choose to not listen to this guy, even if his prince impersonations are funny. Subject: fruity Date: Mar 13 2006 10:59:44 AM Author: fanj you made me hate all these foods that i previously liked, but it's ok, i don't mind. oh, you should have included celery. Subject: bricky Date: Mar 13 2006 08:23:51 AM Author: brett i like fred armisten Subject: ME ME ME and ME Date: Mar 12 2006 09:02:19 PM Author: Pissy Fuck Fuck shit ass fuck piss dick ass shitter Me me moo moo la la la. Subject: Date: Mar 12 2006 06:15:21 PM Author: jeff goldblum this guy is in no position to be critical of fruits -- last i knew, none of these fruits had starring roles on SNL Subject: wtf??? Date: Mar 12 2006 04:35:35 PM Author: Andreji This dude sucks fucking ass. if vice is going to turn all fucking scandinavian- and not in the good way- i'm fucking out. what's with apologising at the end? what a fucking loser. wow, you've pointed out the "it's funny because it's true!" bits in fucking fruits. go fucking do standup for the moronic american crowd, twat. Subject: gayer than fags Date: Mar 12 2006 03:04:07 PM Author: not funny? dude.............. please shut homeboy up. i know he's supposed to be all fucking new young comedian or some shit but he is god awful. some people just cant write you know? stick to funny faces Subject: fuck you, you whiny cunts Date: Mar 12 2006 12:24:18 PM Author: bill brasky this magazine sucks. you fucking homos that give a shit about it suck. music sucks. art sucks. people suck. stay home. fuck you. Subject: wellll Date: Mar 12 2006 05:05:50 AM Author: travel is dangerouz the best thing about these columns are the guys who criticize without talking, because nothing is more attractive than the need to degrade someone else's venture because someone is too much of apussy too put something out there of his own. Subject: shut the fuck up Date: Mar 12 2006 05:00:43 AM Author: star fox anyone, if you dont appreciate this i dont know go read spin is it wrong to care about little things like this? Subject: bla Date: Mar 12 2006 02:06:56 AM Author: bla please tell me why this dude is on vice. please. Subject: jesus Date: Mar 12 2006 12:56:16 AM Author: Walter Well atleast I know now that fred armisen isn't funny on snl or in real life. What a shitty article you faux Andy Kaufman cocksucker Subject: Fred Armisen WIll Save Us All. Date: Mar 12 2006 12:24:52 AM Author: Puchito Fred Armisen will save us all from the impending doom of the future. I love you Fred Armisen! This guy is so fucking hilarious, is makes want to vomit. Seriously. REAL NIGGAZ KNOW. Subject: wow Date: Mar 12 2006 12:04:47 AM Author: duncan hey wait a minute, was this article written by a whiney 15 year old girl on her face book page? no? Really? it was written by a forty year old man who used to drum for trenchmouth? wow, what a terribly interesting thing to put on an incredibly popular web site. Subject: one more... Date: Mar 11 2006 11:20:25 PM Author: Majik Johnson I cant beleive you didn,t outlaw sunflower seeds! Have you ever watched someone get into eating those things? It looks like their popping a zit on their teeth. And why the hell would go through all that hassle for like, the smallest amount of food you can possibly eat? I bet you could starve to death eating them. Not to mention you have to have what looks like an ashtray full of cigarette butts for the gross shells that you,ve spat out. nice! a yummy little tray of spit next to you! YOU FUCKING PIG! Eating sunflower seeds is basically the munchy equivelant to chewing tobacco. Gross. Subject: You re:money Date: Mar 11 2006 09:08:01 PM Author: J I hope this whole spreading it out thing makes you lots more money in web ad hits, because it's a pain in the ass on our end. The photo blog (AKA the spot David Cross game) had you on my daily hit list already. Subject: goddamn it Armisen Date: Mar 11 2006 04:44:44 PM Author: johnny come lately You work on SNL. You're lucky you can even afford an apple, let alone survive to eat it without someone murdering you in cold blood for appearing on that show. Subject: errrrrrr Date: Mar 11 2006 04:31:56 PM Author: guy who liked the old layout Stop letting the interns mess with things. Navigating the updated layout is a no-go. Subject: WTF? Date: Mar 11 2006 04:03:17 PM Author: mangobeandip Was there a point to this article? Or was it, like, just more uberpathetic VICE hipster musings that we were supposed to find, like, so cutting-edge and cool and stuff 'cuz it didn't have a point, and plus it was just so TRUE, man, 'cuz, really, doesn't everyone agree that mangoes should really be illegal and shit? Or at least everyone that MATTERS agrees with that. Of course. Yeah. Dude. Write about it and send it through the VICE-o-matic machine to up the sneer quotient and print it. Dude. Subject: this is... Date: Mar 11 2006 03:19:14 PM Author: wizzoo beautiful Subject: fruit Date: Mar 11 2006 03:49:25 PM Author: Grapple Sorry man, I am going to eat and enjoy apples, mangoes, pears, and cookies with milk to the end of my days. I managed a chuckle at the writers hang-ups, but only a side-mouthed one that was accompanied by a burp that smelled of the pickle I ate not too long ago. I blew the fumes towards my computer with the thought in mind that perhaps this too would offend the writer and give him cause to make stinky burps illegal. I then poured some carrot juice into my favorite juice cup and gulped it loudly. Subject: to propose Date: Mar 11 2006 03:49:47 PM Author: I would like that you and I get married Fred. You once asked me to make out so I think we should seal the deal. Subject: z Date: Mar 11 2006 03:37:29 PM Author: m ah fuck you guys, I thought it was funny. Subject: That guy is a pillow-biter Date: Mar 11 2006 03:13:44 PM Author: Poelzig "Boo-hoo...someone call my mommy,i only like fried food..." Shut up Fag! Be a man! Or just die,and make everyone happy! gosh...i hate whinny losers... Hate Fruits?dont like it? Go to Somalia Subject: ... Date: Mar 11 2006 02:52:06 PM Author: Moon on Water It should be illegeal to write garabge like this and post it on the internet. However, Like a dumb sap I expected maybe a turn around, so I ventured to return to "viceland." I've lost motivation to write anything worth while... I mirror VICE! Subject: THEFUCK Date: Mar 11 2006 02:53:52 PM Author: WHAT WTF! OH I GET IT, this is like "VERDAD 2"? Subject: whathappened? Date: Mar 11 2006 02:22:00 PM Author: keeeel i'm not sure what happened but this magazine just keeps getting worse. this is the third issue in a row that has been absolutely horrible. i'd say it's time to pack in it guys. i mean this in complete sad honesty. Subject: we need more science Date: Mar 06 2006 01:06:06 PM Author: blumberfoot You're like that guy who has to wash his sheets when you sit on his bed and then looks at you like you're the crazy one. |
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