You were 99.9 percent of the way there and then... WAW WAMP WAAAMMMMP you sink the whole thing into the ocean with those fucking old-lady-in-Miami-Beach shoes. What is it with you people and your terrible footwear choices? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
When you're reading the strip it makes you think "Man, you could not pay me to hang out with this griping, frigid Cathy bitch," but then you bump into her at the bar and realize, "Oh yeah, that's just a character she plays." Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
