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| Black trash dresses so much better than white trash it’s confusing. Where the trailer park has those stupid fucking jean shorts (not cut but made that way), short white socks with a logo, white Reeboks, an oversize Nascar shirt or something with a stupid beer pun, and the ubiquitous baseball hat, the ghetto has about 10,000 shades of hair dye, tits hanging out all over the place, piles of gold, pink hot pants, and a whole other assortment of bells and whistles (like real whistles). Hey, white welfare of America, ever heard of enjoying life? |
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| Call the wife police, we have their prime suspect! Perfect 10s can get away with wearing an abortion as a jumper, so it’s extra-super-duper-impressive to see this girl pull off Sheila E 80s synth pop with the skill of an ugly girl. |
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| Not sure if this guy is an art dealer or a homeless person, but goddamn is he aging gracefully. Instead of shaving his head and trying to snowboard he’s come to terms with the fact that he’s from the 70s and he’s not trying to fuck with it. |
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We realize we can get a little dogmatic with the high-heels shit, so if your feet hurt just bust out a new version of a classic shoe and stand there all coquettish like you don’t understand why someone would want to put you in the DOs.
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| I know the “confidence is key” thing is cliché, but white boots, belt jewelry, and tiny argyles are nothing without the Har Mar sexual-knowledge-of-self to back them up. This guy has pushed his outfit to the limit of what he can handle without going overboard. |
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| Fur looks fucking ridiculous on rich people and pimps, but when pretty girls are just fucking around at a party they’re making fun of all that. Like if they were on Jay Z’s yacht and he showed them a diamond-encrusted belt buckle that said “HOVA,” they would do a spit take and go, “Jesus, Shawn, that is so fucking corny!” |
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Can you beat this? He brought ghetto matching to Suicidal Tendencies, Yasser Arafat, and the cutters from Breaking Away. It’s as though East Harlem was a Bill and Ted collection of all the greatest people throughout history.
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| CUTE ALERT!!! We saw this kid at Barnes and Noble reading My Trip to the Hospital and she ignored us when we asked for a photo. Eventually her mother had to make her put the book down so she rolled her eyes and did this “There, you happy now?” pose. Wow. |
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| That skater uniform of oversize Yankees cap and logo tee is so epicly later’d it’s for the British guy at the trade show. The new shit is this “Imelda Marcos Rockefeller” look that makes everyone feel like they’re in a slightly faggy and sexist dictatorship. |
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| Funny girls in colored tights and stilettos is so good it’s actually bad. See, the only guys brave enough to go up to her are going to be drunk and coked out of their minds, and that means no boners for miles. This bitch is so hot I feel sorry for her. |
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Comments:
Subject: Resolution
Date: Feb 13 2008 10:29:37 AM
Author: Great
Great resolution on these photos! Is that why you are re-posting them again?
Sincerely,
Where did you go?
Subject: D&D's
Date: Jan 30 2008 08:24:59 PM
Author: Patrick
Where the fuck are the new ones?!
its says top left, wtf?
what top left? this has been driving me crazy for the last 3 months, i use to be a contributing photographer and have about a million d & d's in here too.
Subject: I'M READIN THIS MORE OFTEN
Date: Jan 25 2008 02:47:06 AM
Author: I THINK I JUST BECAME SICK
FUNNY SHIT ON HERE , SOME OF THE DON'TS SCARE ME FOR REALS , BUT I'M A TAKE HINT , IF IT DON'T LOOK LIKE A LADY , DON'T BOTHER WITH HIM THEN.
Subject: JUNKIEZ®T-SHIRT
Date: May 21 2006 10:59:18 AM
Author: Anto
Very cool!!!!
Out now ... for u !!! Vicepeople.
http://www.junkiez.it
Subject: sensazionali!
Date: May 03 2006 01:04:00 PM
Author: oscar.e
Come sempre fantastici personaggi.....ma dove c...o li scovate?!?!??!
Subject: COSSSSAAAAAAAAA????
Date: Apr 24 2006 11:24:30 AM
Author: Gala
A sentire voi vanno di moda sempre le stesse cose...
Abbiamo capito cosa piace a voi...ora cominciate a dire cosa č bello davvero facendovi magari aiutare...
Subject: hey german boy
Date: Apr 20 2006 02:44:28 AM
Author: manuel
you looks desperate!
Vice spacca!
Subject: girl with the purple shirt
Date: Apr 14 2006 04:05:47 PM
Author: Do
I'm afraid I seriously fell in love with that girl with the Nike shoes and the purple shirt when I saw this picture in the latest issue. But I don't even know where she lives! Unfortunately New York I guess. Far away from Germany! I'm so sad about that! She's sooooo cute!!!
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