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Zeit: 15 Minuten Vorbereitung, 1 1/2 Stunden im Ofen


OK, um eins gleich klarzustellen: es ist illegal, Hunde zu töten, zu kochen und zu servieren—sogar in Hongkong, der Welthauptstadt der „exotischen“ Küche. Kürzlich wurde in Kalifornien sogar ein Gesetz verabschiedet, dass die Zubereitung und den Verkauf von Gänseleber verbietet, dem Herzstück der französischen Küche. Aber wenn man sich immer so streng an die Regeln hielte, dann würde man auch viele tolle Dinge im Leben verpassen. Wie geschmorten Welpen zum Beispiel. Fall erledigt.

Also, wie findet man einen Hund für dieses Gericht? Mach’s wie die Kantonesen es seit Jahrhunderten tun: Kauf einen von einem armen Bauern oder schnapp dir einen Streuner von der Straße. Nur denk dran: Du weißt von nichts. Und beachte, dass du keinen grantigen alten Köter willst—es sei denn, du bist richtig hart drauf—denn deren Fleisch ist zu zäh und faserig. Was wir suchen, ist ein schöner, glücklicher und dicker Welpe. Aber bitte: keine Chihuahuas, keinen Cockerspaniel und bloß keinen Designerpudel. Wir sprechen hier von rustikaler, bodenständiger Hausmannskost. Danach richten sich auch die Zutaten.

Noch eine Warnung: Dies ist eines der am intensivsten duftendsten Gerichte der kantonesischen Küche. Wenn du dieses Rezept probieren willst und in einem Wohngebiet lebst, wo andere Mieter in der Nähe sind, ist es verpflichtend alle Küchentüren und -fenster zu schließen. Am besten du versiegelst auch die Ritzen unter der Tür und an den Fenstern mit nassen Handtüchern, damit nichts von dem wundervoll appetitlichen Aroma nach außen weichen kann. Andernfalls wird dein neugieriger tierrechtsfanatischer Nachbar die Fährte wittern und dich verpfeifen.

Es gibt viele weitere aufregende Gerichte in China. Schau mal, wie viele davon du bei deiner nächsten Reise dort essen kannst!

SEESCHNECKE: Aka Seegurke. Kauft man eingelegt und sie sind angeblich eine Delikatesse. Ziemlich teuer.

FISCHMAGEN: Lass dir nix erzählen, das ist nicht wirklich Magen. Es ist die Luftblase. Wird getrocknet verkauft. Noch eine teure Delikatesse.

GETROCKNETE QUALLENHAUT: Für die, die es mögen, ist es knusprig und lecker. Für die, die es nicht mögen, ist es, als würde man ein Gummiband essen.

SCHWEINEFÜSSE: Wenn du geleeartige Haut, saftige Knorpel und geschmackvolles Knochenmark magst, ist das was für dich. Für alle, die es nicht wissen, die Vorderfüße haben mehr Fleisch.

SCHWEINEOHREN: Man muss sie gute zwei Stunden kochen, damit die Knorpel weich und knusprig werden.

SCHWEINESCHWANZ: Ziemlich billig (Alter, warum eigentlich?). Muss man langsam köcheln, wie Füße oder Ohren.

HUNDESCHNAUZE: Leichter zu erkennen als die anderen Teile (tja). Wabbelig, saftig und nicht gerade jedermanns Sache. Ist aber nicht schlecht.

SCHWEINEBLUT: Wird in geronnenen Würfeln angeboten. Sieht aus wie purpurrote Cranberry-Soße. Zur Zubereitung kurz aufkochen, abschütten und mit heißer Suppe servieren, oder mit Fischbällchen oder gebratener Schweinehaut und Schnittlauch anschmoren. Sehr billig.

SCHWEINEHAUT: Wird frittiert in rechteckigen Stücken angeboten. In heißem Wasser aufweichen, dann zu einem Schmorbraten geben, damit sie die ganze leckere Soße aufsaugt. Die beste kommt aus Kanada.

SCHWEINEHIRN: Schwer zu kriegen, aber mit dem höchsten, der Menschheit bekannten Cholesteringehalt, also keine schlechte Sache. Schlägt Rinderhirn in allen Punkten (als ob es da einen Wettbewerb gäbe).

EINGEWEIDE VOM SCHWEIN: Gekocht mit anderen Innereien in einer leckeren Brühe schmeckt es wirklich sensationell.

HÜHNERFÜSSE: Der ewige Dim-Sum-Favorit. Die Leute in Hongkong essen so viel davon, dass sie täglich aus Kanada importiert werden müssen—was irgendwie einleuchtend ist, denn pro Huhn gibt es nur zwei.

SCHWIMMHÄUTE VON ENTEN: Siehe oben, nur teurer.

SCHLANGEN: Angebraten oder in einer Suppe. Ziemlich männlich, deshalb exzellent für einen kalten Winter. Ein beliebtes Rezept zur Stärkung ist alter Reiswein mit einer eingelegten Schlange darin.

MÄUSE: Wo wir gerade von Stärkungsmitteln sprechen, lasst uns mal nicht den Babymaus-Wein vergessen, der hergestellt wird, indem man Mäusesäuglinge in Reiswein konserviert. Es belebt deine lebenswichtigen Organe (was immer das heißen mag).

HUNDE: Aber das kennst du jetzt ja schon. Vor allem im Winter eine echte Delikatesse. Ja, es ist gegen das Gesetz. Nein, die Leute in Hongkong interessiert das nicht. Aber bitte keine Katzen. Wir Chinesen lieben unsere Schmusekätzchen.

WÜRMER: Jawohl, Würmer. Aber nur ganz bestimmte große. Frittiert oder angebraten.

AFFENHIRN: Dieses festliche Gericht toppt sie alle. Ein lebender Affe wird unter einem extra angefertigten Tisch gefesselt, so dass nur sein Kopf durch ein Loch in der Mitte des Tisches rauskuckt. Der Gastgeber bearbeitet den Kopf dann mit Bohrer und Hammer und die geladenen Gäste löffeln reihum aus dem Schädel und essen das Gehirn roh.

Ja, die Szene aus Indiana Jones und der Tempel des Todes war kein Scheiß (obwohl das Indien war und nicht China). In der Ching-Dynastie (bis in das frühe 20. Jahrhundert) war dies eine sehr beliebte Speise unter den Reichsten, aber man sagt, dass es immer noch ziemlich häufig praktiziert wird. Auch komplett illegal natürlich, aber hey, wir sprechen hier von Chinesen.

VOGELNESTER: Dies sind Schwalbennester aus Malaysia, Thailand und Indonesien. Sie bestehen aus getrocknetem Speichel und finden sich an steilen Klippen. Die besten sind kristallweiß, sehr selten und teuer. Ein 300g schweres Bündel Nester kostet leicht über 600 Dollar. Exzellente Konsistenz, wenngleich völlig geschmacklos. Vogelnester-Suppe ist ein Festmahl und wird normalerweise als eine klare, fettige Brühe, garniert mit gehacktem Yunnan-Schinken serviert.

HAIFISCHFLOSSEN: Insbesondere die blassgelben, transparenten Bänder in den Flossen. Sie werden getrocknet verkauft und müssen unter mehrmaligem Wechseln des Wassers aufgeweicht und gekocht werden, bis sie die richtige Konsistenz erreicht haben. Dann werden sie in einer fettigen Brühe, garniert mit Krebsfleisch und Kaviar, zubereitet.
ZUTATEN

2 Pfund Hundefleisch, in ca. 5-7 cm lange Stücke geschnitten (die Stücke von den Vorder- wie auch den Hinterbeinen sind wundervoll)
1/2 Kopf Eisbergsalat
1/2 Pfund Chinakohl
1/2 Pfund Spinat
1/2 Pfund essbare Chrysanthemen-Blätter (tong oh), optional
1-2 cm breite Scheibe Ingwer, zerdrückt
4 Scheibchen Knoblauch
3 Esslöffel pflanzliches Öl
3 Becher Hühnerbrühe
Salz
2 Frühlingszwiebeln, diagonal zerschnitten in
5 cm-Stücke Korianderstängel

Für die Soße:
2 Esslöffel Ground-Bean-Sauce (Sojasoße mit Stückchen)
2 Esslöffel roten Bohnenquark (nom yu)
1 Esslöffel Austernsoße
1 Esslöffel leichte Sojasoße
2 Esslöffel Shao-Hsing-Wein
3 Knollen Knoblauch, zerdrückt
5 cm getrocknete Mandarinenschalenstreifen, 10 Minuten in warmem Wasser eingeweicht
4 Stücke Sternanis
1 Esslöffel Zucker
8 Umdrehungen frisch gemahlenen schwarzen Pfeffer

Soßenbinder:
1 Esslöffel Maismehl
2 Esslöffel Wasser

VORBEREITUNG

Die Salatblätter lösen und in der Mitte durchbrechen. Waschen, abtropfen lassen, trocknen. Das gleiche mit dem Chinakohl. Spinat zurecht schneiden und mehrfach waschen, abtropfen lassen, trocknen. Die Blüten und harten Endstücke von den Chrysanthemen entfernen, gründlich waschen und durchspülen, dann trocken tupfen. Alle Zutaten für die Soße vermischen und beiseite stellen.

KOCHEN

In einem 4-Liter-Topf etwa zwei Liter kaltes Wasser bei starker Hitze zum Kochen bringen. Die Hundefleisch-stücke dazugeben und warten, bis es wieder kocht. Fünf Minuten kochen lassen, dann das Fleisch in einem Sieb abtropfen lassen, unter kaltem Wasser abwaschen und trocken tupfen. Einen großen Wok mit flacher Unterseite, oder eine Bratpfanne, erhitzen, bis er sehr heiß ist aber noch nicht qualmt. Das Hundefleisch dazugeben und ohne Öl unter Rühren drei Minuten anbraten, bis es braun wird und das Fleisch am Wok haftet. Das Fleisch aus dem Wok nehmen. Zwei Esslöffel Öl in den Wok geben, dann den Ingwer dazu. Das Fleisch wieder in den Wok geben, Soße darüber träufeln und unter Rühren eine Minute braten. Das ganze in einen 4-Liter-Lehmtopf schütten, die Hühnerbrühe dazukippen und bei starker Hitze zum Kochen bringen. Abdecken, die Herdplatte auf eine niedrige Stufe stellen und etwa anderthalb Stunden kochen lassen, je nach Zustand des Fleisches. Mit einem Zahnstocher kann man testen, ob das Fleisch durch ist: Wenn der Zahnstocher problemlos hindurchgeht, ist es gut. Das Maismehl mit dem Wasser mischen und unterrühren, um die Soße zu binden.

Währenddessen den Wok nochmal erhitzen, bis er heiß ist aber nicht qualmt. Einen Teelöffel Pflanzenöl und ein Stück Knoblauch in den Wok geben und zehn Sekunden anbraten. Den Salat dazupacken und eine weitere Minute braten. Eine Prise Salz hinzufügen und weitere zehn Sekunden braten, oder einfach bis der Salat schlaff wird. Alles herausnehmen und die gleiche Prozedur mit dem Chinakohl, dem Spinat und den Chrysanthemen-Blättern wiederholen. Das Gemüse um das Fleisch herum auf einem Teller anrichten, mit Frühlingszwiebeln und Koriander dekorieren und sofort servieren.

PAUL SINN
Rezept aus 30 Years in the Kitchen von Chan Wing. Im Ernst. Wirklich.



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Comments:

Date: May 05 2008 09:21:32 AM
Author: anglaise

wtf man?

"like so off the radar"

stop trying so hard



Subject: to all that complained
Date: Dec 24 2007 06:24:35 PM
Author: dalia

why is it a problem if they eat a dog but not if you go to mac donalds and pay 1 € for a cows life
so just shut up and eat what comes on the table



Subject: haha
Date: Nov 14 2007 06:36:58 AM
Author: juliane

ihr seid so strunzdumm...
hab gehört selbstmord is voll hart und cool, na wie wärs?!



Subject: Bullshit
Date: Nov 12 2007 09:45:16 AM
Author: Steve

Ihr tut mir leid! (Schade, daß sich gar nichts auf VICE reimt...)



Subject: most retarded shit award
Date: Dec 15 2006 06:47:48 AM
Author: bobby-ky.pow

The 2006, "most retarded shit ever posted on the internet" award goes to....well besides "shit eaters,"(dotcom) goes to you guessed it...these dumb unemployed fucks who can't afford bologna, VICE?

bobby@ky-powell



Subject: that´s shit
Date: Oct 18 2006 01:53:25 AM
Author: your so silly

you are so silly. i can´t eat a dog a dog is a friend and not eat. FUCK YOU VICE!!! of german: ihr seid so bescheuert hunde,affen,schweinehirn wie abartig seid ihr? das ist TIERQUÄLEREI. ich blöden Schweine. Noch mal damit ihr es auch versteht Hunde sind freunde, spielgefährten ect. aber KEIN essen.so was dummes wie diese seite habe ich lange niht mehr gesehen. Denkt ihr nicht das die tierschutzgesetze einen Grund haben??? Denkt mal nach



Subject: I did it
Date: Apr 04 2006 09:25:31 AM
Author: schlitzie

I actually fucking made this but with rabbit instead of dog, shame shit. It was good.



Subject: Toronto IS Hong Kong
Date: Apr 04 2006 09:21:47 AM
Author: kiki

Next trip to China to eat all that shit? Pfffft more like next trip to Toronto. Have you seen the grocery stores there? Blood cubes, sea cucumber, birds nest soup, sharkfin, pig feet ALL that shit is at the fucking coner grocery store.



Subject: you're
Date: Apr 03 2006 08:26:26 PM
Author: you are

sigh. What has happened to you guys? Spare us the shit stories on braised puppy. Maybe provide us with lessons on contractions, but lay off the puppies man. That's lame.



Subject: Silence of the Puppies
Date: Mar 30 2006 03:21:58 AM
Author: Zoo Menu

This has inspired me. I think I'm gonna eat my neighbors dog that keeps barking in the middle of the night.



Subject: what the?
Date: Mar 25 2006 04:52:47 AM
Author: what the?

Subject: Nice
Date: Mar 17 2006 02:57:02 PM
Author: Fung Lai

It's a shame they didn't put the wall around China insead of thru it.


Dickhead. they did build it around china. fuck your a dumbass. They built in the Qin or Ch'in dynasty to keep the mongols from getting in and taking over. fuck. who gave birth to such a right nob. keep your mouth shut fool.



Subject: Listen up you fags.
Date: Mar 25 2006 04:33:58 AM
Author: Outspoken.

Oi you fucken losers out there who keep having a sad because you dont like the fact that there are people out there that have different lifestyles to us "normal" people. shut the fuck up. seriously. no one asked you to read this or any other article. The people that have the balls to eat dogs...OR placentas for that matter are trying something new. Fuck does it really matter? these people are just getting it out there that there are different and interesting things to eat. besides cows. c'mon. Get over yourselfs and stop taking life so fucken seriously. Im thinking of killing all you fucken sads and serving you with some greens right now. Geez how long have the chinese been eating dogs. PROBABLY FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS so shut the fuck up and go read dolly. Damn i could really go for some dog now.




Subject: to the person who gets paid to read this
Date: Mar 24 2006 05:48:21 PM
Author: j.f. whiteside

uhmm eating dog seems great and stuff, but would you mind providing the reader with a butchery chart that shows how to skin, and debone the animal properly and with the proper tools? just thaought id throw that out there... oh and to the poeple who think all of the shit they read is "wrong": fuck you. thats all there is to it. fuck. you. you dont have to eat it if you dont want to, so fuck off and stop using half-minded rhetoric to tell other people what to do. and to the poele who love these delicacies, (esp shark fin people), please stop wasting food, other people, especially poor and starving individuals need food too, so before you throw back that carcass, think twice and give the rest of the meat away to someone who really wants it if you dont. thanks.



Subject: Monkey brains
Date: Mar 23 2006 03:16:25 PM
Author: Munky

Regardless of the "ethical consequences", I now have a severe hankering to try some. I want to tie up a squirming monkey to the middle of my table. I want to drill a hole in his head as he screams. And I want to pull out his mind as he writhes in agony and consume it. I want to feel his pain as I slowly devour his essence of life, his soul. I don't think it will be easy to get ahold of one in the U.S., though. Chinatown maybe? Any ideas?



Subject: Vice is homo
Date: Mar 23 2006 12:44:41 AM
Author: Vice is homo

And if you like Vice so are you



Subject: Vice is gay
Date: Mar 22 2006 08:46:15 PM
Author: Vice is gay

Vice is like TOTALLY GAY, YAY!



Subject: Baskets
Date: Mar 21 2006 08:17:27 AM
Author: Buffalo Bill

It puts the puppy in the basket! PUT THE FUCKIN' PUPPY IN THE BASKET!!



Subject: Chop Suey is gay
Date: Mar 21 2006 07:00:23 AM
Author: Chop Suey is gay

Whats up Chop Suey, you gay wad.

Sorry that your to poor to afford a dog. No wonder you fantasize about eating them, your starving!

Dogs don't run by "subordinal reflex" any more than we do retard. Learn some biology, they have virtually the same brain structure as us minus the capabily for speech, and yet some dogs have even learned to say afew words, do a google search for the videos.

You seem to believe that being a dog owner is a selfish act. Suuuuure. I fucking wish I had it as good as my dog, lay around all day just eating and sleeping and having everyone who sees me love me. Your a fucking idiot.

P.S, sorry your poor and even a dog wouldn't play with you.



Subject: I reat USA
Date: Mar 21 2006 05:23:07 AM
Author: Yuki button head

I rike eating rabrador retriever when I tie up my Tokyo prostie bitch seppuku style. You will zhank me for bukake sauce you frucking round eye. Next I eat your brond babies wiz mustard frucking doggee doo doo.

Pokemon eat your eyes out razy tawr hamburger eater



Subject: doggy
Date: Mar 21 2006 03:36:20 AM
Author: chop suey

keeping a dog as a pet is such a pathetic egocentric poor idiotic act to simulate that you are not entirely alone on this vast big planet. i pity the foolishness and naivity of any dogkeeper.
bullshit to mans best friend!! you just exploit the subordination reflex of a poor creature that cant defend itself in order to prep up your low self esteem.
in truth you would like to wander around yourself
and take a shit in front of peoples doors, but you dont dare, so you have a dog to do it for you.
only excuse for having a dog is living on the countryside.
you poor sad fuck!!



Subject: no facy pants for the robot
Date: Mar 21 2006 03:22:53 AM
Author: the ducky gagger

those stupid prozac-ridden californian airheads
dont deserve to be allowed to eat foie gras anyway. spam is good enough.



Subject: i made this
Date: Mar 19 2006 10:04:08 PM
Author: fiTs

i couldn't get the chrysanthemum leaves though.
it was really really good.

oh yeah, and i used another cute furry animal instead of dog. rabbit.



Subject: In response to "monkey brains"
Date: Mar 19 2006 02:56:19 AM
Author: In response to "monkey brains"

Some poster below said that s/he wants more articles about how to prepare monkey brains.

Thats nearly as sick as cooking dogs.

Even if your a regious zeolot (who I think are liars if they have studied biological science even remotely, as biological science as it considers evolution is truthfully currently a flawless argument, I dare you to argue other wise, I one million plex dare you because I will crush you, even the chemical that started it all has been discovered, though it is only a simple self multiplying acid, but what about it? Thats just the way it goes.) you know that Monkeys and us are closely related. No, science does not believe we are decendents of monkeys, they believe that a species related to chimps, apes and humans birthed all three of us. We are cousins to chimps and apes and distant relatives to monkeys and yet science tells us that Monkeys, being our relatives have the same intellect minus speech as we do , and yet you still want to eat them FOR FUN. YOU SICK FUCK. THEY FEEL PAIN!!! Granted so do Cows, but we need SOME protein in our diet to remain strong and competitive and Cows are very very very very distant relatives rather than close relatives like monkeys who's BRAIN YOU WANT TO EAT! WHAT ABOUT THIS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU SICK PIECES OF SHIT?! IT'S UNNECESSARY AND WRONG!!!



Subject: Your all idiots
Date: Mar 18 2006 10:06:42 PM
Author: Not "Sick" in a good way.

"sick" as in it would give me pleasure to punch them in the face and throw them off a bridge onto a pile of rocks.



Subject: In response to HungryJack
Date: Mar 18 2006 09:58:23 PM
Author: In response to HungryJack

The difference between Dogs and Pigs is that Dog have been loyal to Man through our entire history. Hunting with us, protecting us, guarding us, and giving us emotional support. Pigs have always just been food.

As for "making us squirm". Like the last poster said. There is nothing squire inducing about this article. It's just stupid and completely wrong, not even in a funny way. It's wrong in the same way as saying its cool to fart loud on first dates and than wave the fart in your date's face, especially if you like the girl. It's just gay, stupid, and lame. and so is this magazine. Come to think of it, thats the same kind of thing this magazine would print isn't it.

All western people who want to eat dogs for the fun of it are pretty sick in my opinion.



Subject: YAY!!!
Date: Mar 18 2006 04:02:41 PM
Author: kate

more recipes!
more monkey brain info!!!
i love random trivia that makes the rest of these assholes squirm!!!
(calm down kids. its only an article. i won't eat your dog)

- i had heard from an authentic chinaman that black dogs were the most prized for eating so if you had a black dog in china it would always be stolen.



Subject: dogfood
Date: Mar 18 2006 01:03:36 AM
Author: HungryJack

If you have a problem with eating dog because its "fucking smart like us" hope you have a problem with eating pork as well buddy, cos pigs are certifiably smarter than dogs...in fact, some people say they are the closest the non-human animal kingdom comes to human levels of intelligence (smarter than monkeys, even...). Funnily enough, their flesh is also the closest thing the non-human animal kingdom has in terms of flavour to human flesh too...think about that the next time you're choking down the bbq pork spare ribs...mmm



Subject: Know what would be pretty funny?
Date: Mar 17 2006 07:49:24 PM
Author: Know what would be pretty funny?

If some guy who had plently of money to buy real food down at McDonalds or where ever came and tried to kill and eat my dog I would knock him over the head so that he was unconsious, than stuff him in my trunk, get my dog and drive out into the wilderness, unload the guy, take off all his clothes (cause clothes tastes bad I bet), rope him to a tree, cover him in BBQ sauce (my dog loves BBQ sauce!), and than tell my dog that he can eat him just as he begins to wake up. That would be pretty funny right? Watching my dog eat a guy alive, who tried to eat him, just as he is waking up?

If you are the type of person who says "You can't tell your dog to eat some one", than no wonder you don't see whats fucked up about eating dogs. THEY ARE FUCKING SMART LIKE US, they just can't talk; my dog understands pretty much everything I say to it as long as I use gestures and stuff.

FUCK YOU DOG EATERS.



Subject: Birth of a psycopath
Date: Mar 17 2006 07:41:31 PM
Author: Birth of a psycopath

This whole article is psycotic.

Imagine there is some guy sitting at home, he has plently of food in his fridge, his dog is curled up by the fire. The man looks at the dog, licks his lips, slaughters "man's best friend" as it yelps in pain and mysery, than cooks it up and eats it.

I'd say that man is a psyco and should be locked up.

Again, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO CAUSE MAN'S BEST FRIEND PAIN WHEN THERE ARE PERFECTLY GOOD COWS WHO ARE ALREADY DEAD DOWN AT THE SUPER MARKET.




Subject: Nick the Fag
Date: Mar 17 2006 07:36:50 PM
Author: Hey Nick, your a fag

Hey Nick,
Thanks for pointing out that my dog would eat me if I were dead and it was starving.

No shit?!?!?!

Quite being a fucking idiot.

I'd eat my dead dog too if I were starving to death.

The point is you would apparently go OUT OF YOUR WAY to eat a dog you sick fuck.

"I'll try that", you say. Go ahead. Decent people like myself will have you arrest and thrown in jail so that we don't have to see the human shit stain that is you walk the street any longer. AND GOOD FUCKING RIDDENCE.



Subject: Crap
Date: Mar 17 2006 05:59:24 PM
Author: Carlos D

Man's best friend, not din din! damn it



Subject: Nice
Date: Mar 17 2006 02:57:02 PM
Author: Fung Lai

It's a shame they didn't put the wall around China insead of thru it.



Subject: Awesome
Date: Mar 17 2006 02:26:02 PM
Author: NIck

Thanks for the information. It's a intresting recipe!
I'll try it!
And for all you haters out there, your beloved dog would eat your carcas if it was in the same room with it and hungry, what's the big deal?



Subject: COOKING DOGS SMELL HORRIBLE
Date: Mar 16 2006 12:47:36 AM
Author: Nick Dubeau aka:dub:H20

I came home after Christmas breask to my chinatown apartment nd smelled what I was sure was dog. How-i'm not sure, it smelled like potent dog food. It permeated the building and they had strange buckets in teh hallway, maybe trying to cover the smell. I brought my friend from hong kong over two days later to see if it was indeed canine, he said it smelled liek dog food. He's a rich boy from hong kong though so its not as if he ever smelled dog, you know;..



Subject: motherfuckin' dogs
Date: Mar 15 2006 11:33:32 PM
Author: stop cooking

stop cooking motherfuckin' dogs, motherfuckers!

i like
dogs.
stop.
please.
thanks.

that dog's cute. don't kill it!



Subject: You all are fucked up
Date: Mar 15 2006 08:18:00 PM
Author: You all are fucked up

(4)

Hey vice, remember when you used to send investigative journalists to hang out with gay graffiti artists, or infiltrate the KKK, or to exotic counties to report on crazy cool shit? Just because it was shit you won't read anywhere else?

That was fucking cool. Not this gay ass shit.



Subject: You all are fucked up
Date: Mar 15 2006 07:43:25 PM
Author: You all are fucked up

(3)EXPONENTIALLY, and which could have been built FIVE YEARS AGO, if the government didn't have a rule that they are the only ones who can built roadways.

How about a debate on gays and how some believe they are bone that way and some believe they choose to be that way?

How about some biting political analisis on the war in Iraq like only a subversive magazine like Vice could deliver?

How about an article about how video games like Halo 2 (which as of last week logged it 3 BILLIONTH on-line match over x-box live) are the new entertainment vice of our geration?

Remember when Vice was FUCKING RELIVANT?!?! And actually wrote stories about the changing cultural landscape?!?!!?!?!

No? Why don't you all do another line, a really big one and fucking have a drug overdose. Your wasting trees by actually printing this WORTHLESS SHIT.



Subject: You all are fucked up
Date: Mar 15 2006 07:41:23 PM
Author: You all are fucked up

(2)your magazine you idiots. No one can keep an entire issue about food, or whatever you cunts pick, interesting for a whole issue. You didn't used to do this. You do it and you still haven't got around to doing a "money" issue, which could in fact be good, you idiots. Write individual, self contained articles on cool stuff as it happens, not because it fits a theme.

Good god. Its almost sad to me how much better this shit rag would be if I was in charge of it.

Get off the drugs, or SOMETHING, you all are brain dead. And I could go on and on and on and on, but its not even worth my time.

Fucking fine, just to prove it.

How about an article on conspiracies, how people actually believe the holocaust never happened or that an American missle and not a booeing hit the pentagon, or how people in the middle east thing that America filmed the Bin Ladin tape where he admits to 9-11using a look a like, have any of your retards even looked closely at the tape!!! Do not even respond until you have done so. Do a key word search for it on google. But that's not my point, point is you can have people from different sides debate these for great entertainment , and it would be SO vice, you guys used to do this kind of shit. REMEMBER?!

How about an aticle where you talk about all the ridiculous technology on the horizon, electro magnetic highways that would minimalize our reliance on oil EXPO



Subject: You all are fucked up
Date: Mar 15 2006 07:39:56 PM
Author: You all are fucked up

(1) Its not even funny. Where is the humor? Dogs have been mans closest friend since we were still in the caves. Tell me you have a dog and would still want to eat one. Fucking piece of shit. I love my fucking dog, in fact, I would probably kill all you pathetic fucks over my dog.

"Haha, lighten up man."

Fuck you. Grow the fuck up. Only reason I still check this magazine is because it used to be decent and fairly cutting edge. I return only hoping for the magazine to one day return to past glory.

Guess what Gavin McGinnis, considering you make your income off ads and record sales and what not. I would not buy something just because it was associated with this pathetic magazine. To do so would be the most unhip, gayest, most pathetic thing I can think of.

"Hey lets write a Don't were we pick on a helpless person on the street! Yeah cool!"

Grow some fucking balls, pick on people your own size, take a que from the genious satire from south park for example, they pick on Paris Hilton, Scientology, and John Travolta just to man afew, people and organizations that can actually fight back, thats balls, thats funny. You bunch of cock sucking losers.

Vice magazine "Don't". Hahahahahahah. Your so fucking pathetic you dont even realize how true that statement is.

Get ride of the gay ass "Theme" issues. Its what ki



Subject: A Modest Proposal
Date: Mar 15 2006 07:25:15 PM
Author: diogenes


I dunno; dog is good, but has anyone ever tried child?

p.s. caligula; i heard horse is pretty good...



Subject: 7UP
Date: Mar 15 2006 01:45:34 PM
Author: Caligula

If you can't get a puppy, you'll have to lure one of your neighbours' mangy old curs into the pot. But a word of caution -- these mofos is as tough as shoeleather. Be sure to marinate in 7UP for 24 hours before cooking.

Not joking.



Subject: yummy doggies
Date: Mar 15 2006 01:17:47 PM
Author: justineppie

very informative - thank you for this. but i'm still wondering what exactly dogs taste like? i sometimes think my golder retriever (sparky) looks rather tasty, but how would the taste compare to a pitbull? what dogs taste the best?



Subject: you take this too seriously.
Date: Mar 15 2006 12:25:37 PM
Author: awesome

people who get insulted by this article, are taking this shit waaaay too seriosuly.



Subject: fooood
Date: Mar 15 2006 07:06:44 AM
Author: Annie

Pig intestines? That's exotic? Us Mexicans have been making tacos out of that stuff for centuries. And yes, it wonderfully delicious. I don't know about the monkey brains though. I can even handle that sea urchin roe my friends order at sushi places.



Subject: that's just dumb
Date: Mar 15 2006 06:27:29 AM
Author: goonygoo

Station, you are a fucking idiot. When the fuck will cosmo ever have a recipe to cook a dog? The lobe of your brain used for comparative reasoning is defective, call Taiwan for a replacement.



Subject: poshintang
Date: Mar 14 2006 10:32:40 PM
Author: colin

dog soup is actually pretty good. i had it in korea a few times



Subject: sucks.
Date: Mar 14 2006 08:56:16 PM
Author: *station*

The thing about Vice used to be that they weren't all fucked up like grown up magazines. It was kind of about getting high and seeing what was out in the world. Then poking fun at it so you didn't feel so bad that you had to live in it. Now with articles like this they may as well be Cosmo. Why not have articles on how great fur makes you look? Or Republican support? It's passed satire and gone to just lame.



Subject: you people
Date: Mar 14 2006 01:58:32 PM
Author: white girl

this is why i never want to go to china. ewww!! i get the gags just walking through china town.



Subject: smart matters?
Date: Mar 14 2006 01:08:52 PM
Author: right...

I quote:(dogs are f ing intelligent and should not be killed as you suggest).
Is this guy serious? Since when did it matter if an animal is smart? Animals, in general, are smart, have feelings, know terror, etc. Should I not kill rats because they're as smart as dogs? All life deserves respect equally and can't be rationalized by "intelligence". That being said, I've always been interested in tasting a meal of dog.



Subject: Dog Spaguetti Western
Date: Mar 14 2006 12:31:45 PM
Author: El LLanero Solitario

The american west was built on eating dog and horse meat so dont even front Gringos!!!



Subject: are you serious?
Date: Mar 14 2006 11:05:38 AM
Author: wayward_daughter

cooking dogs? stop trying to be "like so off the radar" that you actually have a cooking segment for dog meat.



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